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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,912thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,145thMost Pacifist: 2,257th
The Dominion of
Left-Leaning College State
We Will Endure
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Hapilopper

Population10.751 billion

CapitalHapilopper City
LeaderWilliam Mathis

Currencydollar
Animallong-tailed thrasher

The Dominion of Hapilopper is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by William Mathis with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.751 billion Hapiloppians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapilopper City. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hapiloppian economy, worth a remarkable 2,279 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,982 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, Hapiloppians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime is totally unknown. Hapilopper's national animal is the long-tailed thrasher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hapilopper is ranked 8,458th in the world and 5th in Esportiva for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.53 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,912thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,145thMost Pacifist: 2,257thNicest Citizens: 2,767thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,061stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,148thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,476thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,885thRudest Citizens: 4,015thMost Cultured: 4,056thSmartest Citizens: 4,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,181stLargest Retail Industry: 5,213thSafest: 5,396thMost Efficient Economies: 5,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,731stMost Secular: 6,778thHealthiest Citizens: 6,932ndLargest Governments: 7,115thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,406thLowest Crime Rates: 8,458thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,587thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,772ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,003rdBest Weather: 16,013thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,531stLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,797th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Hapilopper was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, Hapiloppians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
  • : Hapilopper lodged a message on the Esportiva Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.

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