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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,660thMost Inclusive: 1,776thMost Pacifist: 1,969th
The Dominion of
Democratic Socialists
We Will Endure
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Hapilopper

Population11.956 billion

CapitalHapilopper City
LeaderBrett Booth

Currencydollar
Animallong-tailed thrasher

The Dominion of Hapilopper is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Brett Booth with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.956 billion Hapiloppians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapilopper City. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hapiloppian economy, worth a remarkable 2,595 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 217,118 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Hapiloppian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown. Hapilopper's national animal is the long-tailed thrasher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hapilopper is ranked 7,944th in the world and 12th in Esportiva for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,894.62 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,660thMost Inclusive: 1,776thMost Pacifist: 1,969thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,079thNicest Citizens: 2,303rdHighest Food Quality: 2,431stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,607thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,122ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,239thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,495thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,524thMost Cultured: 3,576thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,835thMost Developed: 3,943rdSmartest Citizens: 3,945thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,271stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,525thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,204thRudest Citizens: 5,322ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,704thSafest: 5,862ndMost Secular: 6,022ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,444thHealthiest Citizens: 6,467thLargest Governments: 6,791stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,944thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,285thHighest Average Incomes: 8,452ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,408thHighest Economic Output: 9,472ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,647thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,137thBest Weather: 14,792ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,549thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,914thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28,444thMost Income Equality: 30,453rd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, recognizing the Hapiloppian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, tourists visit Hapilopper to mass-moon Hapiloppian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.

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