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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,335thMost Pacifist: 5,069thLargest Retail Industry: 5,511th
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Hapilopper

Population1.234 billion

CapitalHapilopper City
LeaderWilliam Mathis

Currencydollar
Animallong-tailed thrasher

The Dominion of Hapilopper is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by William Mathis with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.234 billion Hapiloppians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapilopper City. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hapiloppian economy, worth 181 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,683 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the horniness of the great-horned long-tailed thrasher is considered a national priority, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime is totally unknown. Hapilopper's national animal is the long-tailed thrasher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hapilopper is ranked 12,475th in the world and 12th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Secular, with 80.32 Atheism Rate.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,335thMost Pacifist: 5,069thLargest Retail Industry: 5,511thMost Inclusive: 6,592ndNicest Citizens: 6,787thMost Efficient Economies: 7,431stRudest Citizens: 7,620thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,973rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,341stTop
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Safest: 9,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,776thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,959thHighest Drug Use: 10,005thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,493rdMost Developed: 10,521stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,399thMost Secular: 12,475thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,872ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,683rdSmartest Citizens: 14,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,318thMost Cultured: 14,417thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,596thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,238thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,694thLargest Governments: 15,776thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,229thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,885th
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Most Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, the horniness of the great-horned long-tailed thrasher is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, in a baffling press conference William Mathis proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.

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