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Most Pacifist: 1,994thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,478thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,478th
The Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Will Endure
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Hapilopper

Population4.398 billion

CapitalHapilopper City
LeaderWilliam Mathis

Currencydollar
Animallong-tailed thrasher

The Dominion of Hapilopper is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by William Mathis with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.398 billion Hapiloppians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapilopper City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hapiloppian economy, worth 835 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,002 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hapilopper's national animal is the long-tailed thrasher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hapilopper is ranked 22,790th in the world and 55th in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Economic Output, with 835 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Pacifist: 1,994thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,478thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,478thMost Inclusive: 2,802ndNicest Citizens: 3,021stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,382ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,508thSafest: 3,707thRudest Citizens: 3,929thLargest Retail Industry: 3,945thMost Efficient Economies: 4,007thMost Developed: 4,137thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,255thMost Secular: 4,329thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,356thMost Cultured: 4,611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,617thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,667thLargest Governments: 4,712thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,752ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,917thSmartest Citizens: 4,927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,111thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,327thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,783rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,067thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,088thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,094thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,270thHighest Average Incomes: 7,826thHealthiest Citizens: 8,260thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,311thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,993rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,516thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,550thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,800thBest Weather: 11,501stLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,746thTop
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Most Influential: 17,704thHighest Drug Use: 18,073rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,517thHighest Economic Output: 22,790th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.

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