The Dominion of Hapilopper is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brett Booth with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.085 billion Hapiloppians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapilopper City. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hapiloppian economy, worth a remarkable 2,623 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 217,118 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Hapiloppian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown. Hapilopper's national animal is the long-tailed thrasher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hapilopper is ranked 8,516^th in the world and 6^th in Esportiva for Highest Average Incomes, with 217,118.59 Standard Monetary Units.