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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,956thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,171stLargest Retail Industry: 3,545th
The Dominion of
Democratic Socialists
We Will Endure
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Hapilopper

Population3.02 billion

CapitalHapilopper City
LeaderWilliam Mathis

Currencydollar
Animallong-tailed thrasher

The Dominion of Hapilopper is a massive, genial nation, ruled by William Mathis with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.02 billion Hapiloppians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapilopper City. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hapiloppian economy, worth 496 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,320 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, reddish-brown is the new black, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hapilopper's national animal is the long-tailed thrasher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hapilopper is ranked 50,871st in the world and 48th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,722.19 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,956thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,171stLargest Retail Industry: 3,545thMost Inclusive: 4,888thMost Pacifist: 5,023rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,144thNicest Citizens: 5,358thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,902ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,105thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,201stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,443rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,538thMost Developed: 6,873rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,918thMost Efficient Economies: 7,521stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,079thMost Cultured: 8,092ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,444thSmartest Citizens: 8,526thLargest Governments: 8,864thLowest Crime Rates: 8,951stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,056thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,288thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,570thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,694thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,813thHighest Average Incomes: 10,809thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,818thTop
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Most Secular: 11,479thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,595thSafest: 11,644thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,091stHealthiest Citizens: 13,008thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,255thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,210thBest Weather: 18,758thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,516th
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Hapilopper was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years.
  • : Hapilopper was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.

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