Population | 11.956 billion |
Capital | Hapilopper City |
Leader | Brett Booth |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | long-tailed thrasher |
The Dominion of Hapilopper is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Brett Booth with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.956 billion Hapiloppians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapilopper City. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Hapiloppian economy, worth a remarkable 2,595 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 217,118 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Recognizing the Hapiloppian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown. Hapilopper's national animal is the long-tailed thrasher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Hapilopper is ranked 7,944th in the world and 12th in Esportiva for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,894.62 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Hapilopper was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, recognizing the Hapiloppian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, tourists visit Hapilopper to mass-moon Hapiloppian politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Hapilopper, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.