Population | 46.381 billion |
Capital | NewAustin |
Leader | Big Tex |
Currency | Fajita Taco |
Animal | Armadillo |
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 46.381 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 18,647 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 402,051 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NewTexas is ranked 924th in the world and 2nd in Texas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 10,916.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, Most Rebellious Youth, Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Highest Crime Rates, and Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : NewTexas was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Blandings and Fenwick.
- : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme, Largest Basket Weaving Sector, Highest Drug Use, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Ewing Oil Co, Gig em Aggies, Seeker Alpha, Lichian, Independent Planets, United States of Woodward, Darth Kermit, Indian Empire, Rorschach, Mocanaqua, Trecdom2, PatrickStar, United Kodiaks, Buc-ee Gas Station, Studly Penguins, Kinixys, and Blandings and Fenwick.