Population | 4.265 billion |
Capital | Osearwynn |
Leader | Leofric Frost |
Faith | Gnosticism |
Currency | pound |
Animal | red panda |
The Red High Athelingric of Valoptia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leofric Frost with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.265 billion Valoptians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Valoptian economy, worth a remarkable 2,083 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,602 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,584,210 per year while the poor average 113,710, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.
Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and Valoptians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valoptia's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gnosticism.
Valoptia is ranked 933rd in the world and 28th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 25,911.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, Valoptians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
- : Valoptia lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
- : Valoptia lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, a The Communist Bloc Tourist Association survey has rated Valoptia #1 for number twos.