The Teachings of Lemmingtopias is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Divine and Perpetual Emperor Lomax with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.047 billion Lemmingtopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lomapolis. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemmingtopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,064 trillion Atlantian Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,927 Atlantian Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being The Divine and Perpetual Emperor Lomax has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, all you have to do is pray to get into Lemmingtopias, The Divine and Perpetual Emperor Lomax can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, and foreign leaders are advising that The Divine and Perpetual Emperor Lomax's letters must have gotten lost in the mail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemmingtopias's national animal is the Lemming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lemmingtopian Hellenism.

Lemmingtopias is ranked 208,412^th in the world and 40^th in Atlantis for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.