The Twelve Tribes of Lemmingtopias is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Second Lemming Sage with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.16 billion Lemmingtopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lomapolis. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemmingtopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,224 trillion Atlantian Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 139,236 Atlantian Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Lemmingtopias, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemmingtopias's national animal is the Lemming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Religion of our Forefathers.

Lemmingtopias is ranked 157,815^th in the world and 38^th in Atlantis for Most Secular, with 10.38 Atheism Rate.