The Teachings of Lemmingtopias is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Divine and Perpetual Emperor Lomax with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.452 billion Lemmingtopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lomapolis. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemmingtopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,362 trillion Atlantian Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 137,523 Atlantian Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Transgender and agender are on the education agenda, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemmingtopias's national animal is the Lemming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lemmingtopian Hellenism.

Lemmingtopias is ranked 182,671^st in the world and 70^th in Atlantis for Most Politically Free, scoring 34.48 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.