by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 414th Most Rebellious Youth: 864th Highest Economic Output: 3,132nd
The Twelve Tribes of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Passion is a Fashion
The Second Lemming Sage
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population22.889 billion

LeaderThe Second Lemming Sage
FaithThe Religion of our Forefathers

CurrencyAtlantian Drachmas

The Twelve Tribes of Lemmingtopias is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Second Lemming Sage with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 22.889 billion Lemmingtopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lomapolis. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemmingtopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,187 trillion Atlantian Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 139,268 Atlantian Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Lemmingtopias, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemmingtopias's national animal is the Lemming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Religion of our Forefathers.

Lemmingtopias is ranked 44,437th in the world and 10th in Atlantis for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,007.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 414thMost Rebellious Youth: 864thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,132ndMost Cultured: 3,684thLargest Populations: 3,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,926thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,892ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,069thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,099thMost Developed: 5,147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,406thSafest: 5,446thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,611thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,077thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,147thLargest Governments: 6,365thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,599thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,872ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,637thBest Weather: 8,810thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,263rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,829thMost Inclusive: 11,421stMost Devout: 12,768thHealthiest Citizens: 13,636thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,091stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,567thNudest: 14,834thHighest Average Incomes: 14,903rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,454thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,763rd
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

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