The Realm of Lofia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ruan Yazhu with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.772 billion Lofians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lofian economy, worth 411 trillion resoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,704 resoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government pours millions of resoes into rehabilitation programs annually, Lofia City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lofia's national animal is the Lofian goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lofia is ranked 89,009^th in the world and 187^th in Forest for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 91.95 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.