Population | 2.488 billion |
Capital | Scata |
Leader | The Trash Panda |
Faith | Faith |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Wombat |
The Nation of Casscata is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Trash Panda with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 2.488 billion Casscatians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scata. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Casscatian economy, worth 344 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,620 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Casscatian diplomacy is by the book, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Casscata's national animal is the Wombat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith.
Casscata is ranked 16,853rd in the world and 711th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 308.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Casscata was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Casscata, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Casscata, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in Casscata, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
- : Casscata endorsed The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Casscata was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Following new legislation in Casscata, Casscatian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Following new legislation in Casscata, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Casscata was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens, Most Pacifist, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Casscata published "The Casscatan History Book" (Factbook: History).
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 118 » Pallaith, Petronellania, Inclement Space, PlanetMercury, Varisland, Chipoli, Ishtimbine, Esperonia, Shibutani, Corfad, Nouvel Empire, Arucaria, New Atlantico, Neptunian Military Administration, Bodhisva, Laurendon, Castle In Confidence, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, New Cordyceps, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Great Ignesia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Darkanistan, Alogiada, Atrito, Southern Moosetopia, Loutsland, Laforeia, PotatoFarmers, Jenha, Ethnon, Notyoutopia, Caecar, North Bratislava, Kwaj, Sil Dorsett, Marlducro, Simone Republic, Sindoesia, Kandorith, The Gibraltian Islands, Ovekisu, Great Mataram, Bedsonya, Republiqueducroissant, Bardopia, Miletic, Neopie, Aerilia, and 68 others.Zandos, Great Bights Mum, Nationeer, Votak Matim, Aguaria Major, Kranostav, Catalis, Hyphen, Koda-Land, Rex Republic, Siwale, Pinky Queen, Deliber, South Parter, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Tugupaw, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Thought Obliteration, IHateRights, Bagojo, Former English Colony, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Wineclaw, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Barxa, Arostica, Zelenaya Dolina, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Dreadton, Texaska, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, New Lakemba, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Dillimore, The Tony Paporordia, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Wolffoxia, Stal Valley, Hikki, Northern Zorbrasnka, Sechiole, Vendonesam, and Bhadeshistan.