The Federal Union of Republic of Yucatan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sara Rodríguez with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.064 billion Yucatecs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mérida. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yucatec economy, worth a remarkable 1,504 trillion Yucatec sols a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,534 Yucatec sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Republic of Yucatan. Crime is totally unknown. Republic of Yucatan's national animal is the quetzal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Yucatan is ranked 2,644^th in the world and 14^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Safest, scoring 142.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.