Population | 4.341 billion |
Capital | Mérida |
Leader | Sara Rodríguez |
Currency | Yucatec sol |
Animal | quetzal |
The Federal Union of Republic of Yucatan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sara Rodríguez with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.341 billion Yucatecs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mérida. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yucatec economy, worth 674 trillion Yucatec sols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,373 Yucatec sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republic of Yucatan's national animal is the quetzal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Republic of Yucatan is ranked 5,546th in the world and 17th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,407.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Republic of Yucatan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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Republic of Yucatan, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in
Republic of Yucatan, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
- : Following new legislation in
Republic of Yucatan, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in
Republic of Yucatan, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in
Republic of Yucatan, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Yucatec sols each year.
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Republic of Yucatan, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
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Republic of Yucatan, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
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Republic of Yucatan, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
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Republic of Yucatan, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.