Population | 15.397 billion |
Capital | Midten |
Leader | Prime Minister Samuel Thornwood |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Elk |
The Socialist Republic of Jordkloden is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Samuel Thornwood with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.397 billion Jords enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midten. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Jorden economy, worth a remarkable 2,743 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 178,209 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, and the central government is trying to keep things flowing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordkloden's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jordkloden is ranked 1,619th in the world and 3rd in Confederacy of Allied States for Nicest Citizens, with 78.87 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jordkloden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, the central government is trying to keep things flowing.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, there's a bright dawn ahead for Jordkloden.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
- : Following new legislation in Jordkloden, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Wyrdavia.