Population | 8.534 billion |
Capital | Midten |
Leader | Prime Minister Samuel Thornwood |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Elk |
The Socialist Republic of Jordkloden is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Samuel Thornwood with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.534 billion Jords enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midten. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Jorden economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 177,543 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jordkloden's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jordkloden is ranked 1,286th in the world and 3rd in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 22,654.97 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jordkloden voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
- : Following new legislation in
Jordkloden, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
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Jordkloden voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
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Jordkloden voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
- : Following new legislation in
Jordkloden, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in
Jordkloden, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
- : Following new legislation in
Jordkloden, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
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Jordkloden was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in
Jordkloden, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero.
- : Following new legislation in
Jordkloden, a government program is underway to revitalize Jordkloden's beaches.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.