The Kingdom of Greece of Adriatican Islands is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Constantine II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.233 billion Greeks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Adriatican Islandsian economy, worth 550 trillion Greek Drachmas a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,146 Greek Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adriatican Islands's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox.

Adriatican Islands is ranked 273,416^th in the world and 379^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Armed, with 0.16 weapons per person.