The Republic of Neeshta is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Corbin LaForest with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.623 billion Nështans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and International Aid not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nështahavn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Neeshtan economy, worth 676 trillion Diamonds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 146,318 Diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Neeshta's national animal is the Parasaurolophus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NërLouic Secularism.

Neeshta is ranked 104,760^th in the world and 4,461^st in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 80.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.