The Something of Calption is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Some One with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.747 billion People have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some Where. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Person economy, worth a remarkable 2,538 trillion Zimbabwe Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 327,614 Zimbabwe Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calption's national animal is the Organism, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Some thing.

Calption is ranked 82,272^nd in the world and 3,164^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,674.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.