The Pink 🩷 (great colour choice) holy (like cheese 🧀 or like religious 👼?) lucky 🍀 (are you feeling lucky?) Christmas 🎄 (who does not love this) Moon 🌙 Easter 🐰 (aka chocolate day) brains 🧠 (are we zombies now?) this reads like a list of all the stuff you love including NationStates and now you're the official mod of of Raionitu is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.192 billion Raionitans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Raionitan economy, worth a remarkable 6,572 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 271,684 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers, and too many developers spoil the codebase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Raionitu's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Raionitu is ranked 244,476^th in the world and 148^th in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 7.65 Obesity Rate.