The Federal Republic of Panama Coalition is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Federal President William I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 20.826 billion Coalitionist Panamanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama DC. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panama Coalitionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,962 trillion Balboas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,226 Balboas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Coalition's national animal is the Aguila Arpia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panama Coalition is ranked 323,746^th in the world and 17,342^nd in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.