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I do wish to apologize for any apparent idiocy from my oerson, as I am new to the game and its parent genre.

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Please be kind and rewind

No need to apologize, Regallian, this RMB is rife with idiocy but we tolerate all.
Talking of idiots, thank you to Matrixulated for your generous card gifts of -river song- and -melody pond- for my Dr Who collection. As a reward I shall endeavor to refrain from lambasting you for 1 day.

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Please be kind and rewind

Ooh ooh I got a Legendary Card! Techno!
Party time! 🤘👯🎆🎇🎉🎊🍾🎈🍻🎊🎉🍾🎇🎆👯🤘

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Alekseandrea

Pixelpark wrote:"the comic book series 'Bhadra Procyon and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller."
"Jennifer Government is a bestseller."

best-seller or bestseller. The issue authors need to choose one and stick with it.

It's obvious that it's meant to be taken seriously when they write best-seller and a simple joke when they write bestseller.

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Please be kind and rewind wrote:. . . thank you to Matrixulated for your generous card gifts of -river song- and -melody pond- for my Dr Who collection. As a reward I shall endeavor to refrain from lambasting you for 1 day.

You are most welcome. I hope that promise encompasses all both your personalities, personas, and voices in your head. 😉
And I will buy that Legendary card from you if you want to sell? Send me a Telegram and we can talk price. 😊

M.

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

The Quiescent Platypus wrote:Ignorance is strength. I will not worry. I will worship the potato.

Ahh there is hope for you yet.
Huzzah!

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World assembly of the studly spud

Draw strength and divine inspiration from the flag of our glorious Nation, The Quiescent Platypus!
Use it. Embrace it. Let it become your mantra.

    ⛪ Keep Calm and Worship Potato ⛪

Worry not over heretic madmen like The Evil Eye Parrona and his murderous rampage across the galaxy.
Fret not about hired, (allegedly), heretic assassins like Versatran.
They are avowed potato-haters and will burn in The Great Oven for eternity.

Trust in potato. There you will find salvation and the true beating heart of Spiritus. ❤

    ⛪ Keep Calm and Worship Potato ⛪

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Please be kind and rewind

It's Friday...at last! Home in pink sweats, pink fluffy slippers, with pink Moscato and about to binge watch Umbrella Academy on Netflix. Worship that!

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Please be kind and rewind

Matrixulated wrote:And I will buy that Legendary card from you if you want to sell? Send me a Telegram and we can talk price. 😊
M.

I got your Telegrams and no, not good enough.
There's only ONE THING I want and its NONE NEGOTIABLE!
One time offer, you take it or leave it.
My Legendary card for this... page=deck/nation=matrixulated_reloaded/collection=4623 ALL of it! 😤

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Please be kind and rewind wrote:My Legendary card for this... page=deck/nation=matrixulated_reloaded/collection=4623 ALL of it! 😤

Daaaammmmnnn! Oh snap! 😲
Hey Alekseandrea! Can we put up a snap Poll to see if Matrixulated breaks or how long it takes him? 🤔
My money is on he won't last the weekend!

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How much of that pink craziness have you poured down your throat? 😲
There's currently 37 cards in that collection deck!

Thirty-seven cards including 4 Rares, 12 UnCommons, and 21 Commons. Not to mention all the processing power that Reloaded dedicated to scanning the Codestream to compile that personnel dossier! Girl, you've done lost your mind! 🤪

M.

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Please be kind and rewind wrote:

My Legendary card for this... page=deck/nation=matrixulated_reloaded/collection=4623 ALL of it! 😤

Took a look at those cards.
Drop Your Skirt and Drop Your Knickers?
Obvious puppets of Drop Your Pants are obvious.

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Matrixulated reloaded

Please be kind and rewind wrote:There's only ONE THING I want and its NONE NEGOTIABLE!

You should know, we are hardened against cyber-terrorist incursions and our system will not relinquish data to unauthorized users.
Your hostile incursion has been logged.
End of line.
MxR

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Hello everyone

It's the last few days of the South Pacific Design competition.

Aim & Objectives

The South Pacific (TSP) seeks a unified design language across its various government bodies. This includes a standard font and colour palette which can be used in posts by the Cabinet, Assembly, High Court, etcetera.

Application & Target Audience

These logos will be applied to all official posts and correspondences issued by their respective authorities. The logos will largely appeal to a domestic audience with regular updates from government bodies. They shall also be used abroad in foreign embassies and in the NationStates Gameplay forum (NSGP).

Design Brief

There are no limits to the number of designs an individual can submit. They may choose to enter one submission or, if they so desire, twenty-eight.

Submissions should:

  • have dimensions of no less than 100 pixels in height and no more than 800 pixels in width;

  • have a transparent background;

  • utilise a readable font which should be free to use (please also provide the name of the font(s) when submitting the entry); and

  • be submitted in both raster and SVG form.

In particular, submissions should include one logo each for the following government bodies:

  • The Cabinet

    • Ministry of Regional Affairs

    • Ministry of Foreign Affairs

    • Ministry of Military Affairs

  • Delegate

  • Local Council

  • Legislator Committee

  • Chair of the Assembly

  • High Court

  • Council on Regional Security

Entrants are advised to use the following colour codes (provided in the following spoiler) as a guideline for their designs.

Please consult the LinkCharter (constitution of TSP) for information as to the responsibilities of these bodies. Alternatively, entrants may message a government official who will be more than happy to detail their various functions.

Please note that all submissions should exclude any material, images, iconography, or symbols that are copyright protected. Similarly, submissions should only use fonts which are free to use.

Submission

Please telegram the Minister of Regional Affairs Beepee with the submission. This can come in the form of a link to an Imgur album, a link to a Google Docs, or a NationStates dispatch with the submission as the content of that dispatch. There is no set way to do this. Entrants may choose to include a detailed presentation explaining their design choices or they may simply feature the designs themselves. It is ultimately up to the entrant.

The submissions will be collected at the end of the submission period and a forum poll will be conducted to determine the winning entry.

Eligibility

This competition is open to entrants of any region.

Timeline

Submission period: 4-21 March 2019
Voting period: 22-27 March 2019

Prize

The winning entrant shall receive an official commendation by TSP's Ministry of Regional Affairs. Should the entrant have an account on TSP's regional forum and/or Discord server, they shall be placed in a special mask for a period of one year as a display of the region's gratitude. In addition, when a currency system is implemented on TSP's regional forum, the entrant will receive a significant payment.

Read dispatch

It's open to all...

I'd love to get your entries.

Submit by 21st March!

Love, Beepee 😚

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Muahhahah

Versatran wrote:Daaaammmmnnn! Oh snap! 😲
Hey Alekseandrea! Can we put up a snap Poll to see if Matrixulated breaks or how long it takes him? 🤔
My money is on he won't last the weekend!

The sting of pride will make him last through the weekend but the greed for his cards will make him cave in less than a week. I bet you an Epic.

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Please be kind and rewind wrote:It's Friday...at last! Home in pink sweats, pink fluffy slippers, with pink Moscato and about to binge watch Umbrella Academy on Netflix. Worship that!

Dickon Tarly from Game of Thrones is in The Umbrella Academy, and I really enjoyed it! No spoilers but I'm excited for season two. Brilliant stuff!
Huzzah!

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Post by Vaccine suppressed by a moderator.

Dickon? That's a real name? 😯
Does he have a brother named Strapon?
Bwah ha hah hah!

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Ugh! My issues are.only ever affecting my Civil Rights! Can't I get an Economy-related one? I mean, I have killed my environment, so, nowhere else really to go, amirite?

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Oh, the economy issues will come. They'll come.

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New poll!

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I object. What about the power of my mind? It is the greatest weapon of all!

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Cardboard lootbox

What about the power of Potato?

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I object to the poll, period. What a curious choice of poll without context.
Having actually served in the military, fought in three wars, and seen combat on four continents I feel qualified to assert my opinion that there is no such thing as a best weapon.
I've seen what Sarin does to civilians, and Mustard Gas, and napalm, and witnessed the horrors of food and water born bacterium deliberately weaponized against civilians.
Bombs, bullets, missiles, grenades, shells, and rockets kill just as effectively.
Energy weapons, directed or otherwise, are relatively new to our arsenal but hideously effective. As are sonic/accoustic weapons, you missed that one on your list.
Atomic weaponry is the bane of humanity.
I could rant on this issue, but I shall not. Suffice it to say, our best weapon is also our best defense and that would be the use of words.
Communication saves lives. War ends lives. Weapons are designed to end life.
Enjoy your poll.

M.

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Cardboard lootbox wrote:What about the power of Potato?

That's obviously under kinetic weaponry. Potato cannons and all that.

Matrixulated wrote:I object to the poll, period. What a curious choice of poll without context.
Having actually served in the military, fought in three wars, and seen combat on four continents I feel qualified to assert my opinion that there is no such thing as a best weapon.
I've seen what Sarin does to civilians, and Mustard Gas, and napalm, and witnessed the horrors of food and water born bacterium deliberately weaponized against civilians.
Bombs, bullets, missiles, grenades, shells, and rockets kill just as effectively.
Energy weapons, directed or otherwise, are relatively new to our arsenal but hideously effective. As are sonic/accoustic weapons, you missed that one on your list.
Atomic weaponry is the bane of humanity.
I could rant on this issue, but I shall not. Suffice it to say, our best weapon is also our best defense and that would be the use of words.
Communication saves lives. War ends lives. Weapons are designed to end life.
Enjoy your poll.

M.

Look, I'm getting desperate for poll ideas. It's either this or several months of meta polls.

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