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Howdy y'all!

This is an awesome movie!:

This janitor managed to save his company from bankruptcy by creating Flamin' Hot Cheetos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXaQWg_UNqk

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest

Howdy y'all!

I was looking for LEGO related videos and found and saw some interesting videos earlier. So I'd like everyone to see them too :)

Half-Asleep Chris Built 100 LEGO Buildings!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmUw1uF-WQ

LEGO Disney Princess| Magical Adventures (Maleficent Mischief)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoxun_ThnXI

TD BRICKS' SECRET LEGO underground SURVIVAL BASE...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4_A9BsmCjo

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest

Howdy y'all!

Gong Xi Fa Cai! (恭喜发财!)

Happy Chinese New Year of the Dragon 2024 to everyone in this region who celebrates this festival (Including myself). :-)

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest

Yip Man wrote:Howdy y'all!

Gong Xi Fa Cai! (恭喜发财!)

Happy Chinese New Year of the Dragon 2024 to everyone in this region who celebrates this festival (Including myself). :-)

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest

Gong Xi Fa Cai everyone! :-)

Howdy y'all!

I just watched an interesting documentary on LED Research, Development, Creation and Manufacturing. Enjoy this video :-) :

Why It Was Almost Impossible to Make the Blue LED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF8d72mA41M

Happy Valentine's Day y'all! :-)

Edit: To view the Best Nation In The World Valentine's Day Event Leaderboard, Go here:
page=bestnation/leaderboard=1

I'm surprised at the results. XD!

Texas Jaguarundi is the 54,103rd Best Nation in the World and the 144th Best Nation in Forest.

Yip Man is the 10,963rd Best Nation in the World and the Best Nation in Foshan Mars Colony.

Not Bad! XD!

Congratulations to everyone else for their (I'm serious) amazing standings too. :-)

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest

Congratulations Max! :-)

Hmm ... I'm not really happy with my event results:

Wernher Magnus Maximilian Von Braun is the 54,103rd Best Nation in the World and the 7th Best Nation in Foshan Mars Colony.

Young Wernher Von Braun is the 24,746th Best Nation in the World and the 3rd Best Nation in Foshan Mars Colony.

:-\

Hey there y'all!

This is awesome!:

This Is How DORITOS Are Made (from Unwrapped) | Unwrapped | Food Network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptAFuW_C3yM

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest

Hey there y'all!

This is Interesting! I've always wondered when/how/why "Rickrolling" started :)

The Story of the Best Meme EVER: "Never Gonna Give You Up" & Rickrolling - Alfo Media:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMW4AqbuSGg

Rick Rolling Guinness After Giving me a "Most Rick Rolls" World Record - TheTekkitRealm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfDjnLPy6Uw

Funny ad:
Snack a Little Smarter | :30 with Rick Astley & Frito-Lay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsq0gwzoTxc

Julia Marie Lee wrote:Hiya!

I'm here! :)

Julia Marie Lee

Welcome to Foshan Mars Colony, Julia Marie Lee! :-)

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest

Julia Marie Lee wrote:Hiya!

I'm here! :)

Julia Marie Lee

Welcome to Foshan Mars Colony, Foshan Mars Colonist Julia! :)

You have been added to our Roster of Colonists:


Foshan Mars Colony's Roster of Colonists

Nation Name

Title

Foshan Mars Colony Library #

Known Puppets

Yip Man

Founder of Foshan Mars Colony

FMCL#

Known Puppets - None

Wernher Magnus Maximilian Von Braun

Co-Founder of Foshan Mars Colony

FMCL#1

Young Wernher Von Braun

Sredni Vashtar

God of the Ferrets | Regional Mascot

FMCL#0

Known Puppets - None

Pepbitar

Time Travelling Time Lord

FMCL#2

Young Pepbitar

Clive Cussler

The Grandmaster of Adventure

FMCL#3

Known Puppets - None

-Aloy-

The Brave | Seeker of The Nora Tribe

FMCL#6

Known Puppets - None

Young Spock

The Ambassador of Foshan Mars Colony

FMCL#7

Known Puppets - None

-Peyton Manning-

Legendary Football Quarterback

FMCL#8

Known Puppets - None

Tyrus cassius mcqueen

Commander of the 58th Squadron Wildcards

FMCL#11

Known Puppets - None

John 117

Master Chief Petty Officer

FMCL#12

Known Puppets - None

Musang King

Title – Foshan Mars Colonist

FMCL#5

Known Puppets - None

Brilliance of Ingenuity

Title – Foshan Mars Colonist

FMCL#9

Known Puppets - None

Peking Man

Title – Foshan Mars Colonist

FMCL#10

Known Puppets - None

Sthenurus

Title – Foshan Mars Colonist

FMCL#13

Known Puppets - None

Ormusqand

Title – Foshan Mars Colonist

FMCL#14

Known Puppets - None

-Elon Reeve Musk-

Title – Foshan Mars Colonist

FMCL#15

Known Puppets - None

Julia Marie Lee

Title – Foshan Mars Colonist

FMCL#

Known Puppets - None

[nation][/nation]

Title – Foshan Mars Colonist

FMCL#

Known Puppets - None

Foshan Mars Colony's Roster of Visiting Colonists

Nation Name

Title

Foshan Mars Colony Library #

Known Puppets

Temujin Cenghis Khan

Title – Visiting Colonist/Embassy Nation from Temujin Grill

FMCL#4

All of his Nations in the Temujin Grill Embassy Region

Svartalfar

Title – Visiting Colonist/Embassy Nation from Ulfhednar Camp

FMCL#16

Edge calibur, Emmett arnarson

[nation][/nation]

Title – Visiting Colonist/Embassy Nation

FMCL#

Known Puppets - None

Last updated: 26 Sept 2022

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By the way, you'll notice that we have FMCL# on our Roster. It's for the Foshan Mars Colony Library RolePlaying Game:

Foshan Mars Colony Library RolePlaying Game


Introduction:

This is a Library RolePlaying Game created by me (Sredni Vashtar). Therefore, I, Sredni Vashtar am the Librarian/DM. As the Librarian of the Foshan Mars Colony Library, I cannot play the game.

The objective of this Library RolePlaying Game is to introduce people to authors and book titles they might not have heard about and get them to find those books in their local libraries and/or bookstores and read the books.

Disclaimer:

This game is a Work-In-Progress and I reserve the right to amend the rules or add more rules as necessary.

Rules:

1. ALL RP posts MUST be posted on the Foshan Mars Colony Regional Message Board (RMB).
2. No double posting!
3. Each player can borrow a total of 3 books per RP post and they can keep the books for up to a week.
4. Thus the Loan Period is a week.
5. Due to limited cargo space on the Colonization Starship, there's only ONE copy of each book in the FMC Library.
6. Therefore, if 2 players wants to borrow the same book, the second player must place a Hold on the book.
7. A player can place a book on Hold just by posting the author and title of a book that someone else has already posted that they're borrowing from the Library.
8. Books on loan may be recalled when a Hold is placed by another borrower and may shorten the existing loan period.
9. Recalled items must be promptly returned. (i.e. Within 2 Real Life days since some of us are busy IRL). Overdue recalled items will result in faster accumulation of Penalty Points of 1 point per day.
10. Your first FMC Library RP post must be this post:

Hi Mr. Librarian! I'd like to register as a member of the Foshan Mars Colony Library please.

@Sredni Vashtar

11. All subsequent FMC Library RP posts must begin with: "I'm borrowing these books from the Foshan Mars Colony Library:" or "I'm returning The (Book Title by Author Name) back to the Foshan Mars Colony Library since it's due/been recalled."
12. Each RP post must have at least 1 new Book Title that isn't in the Foshan Mars Colony Library Roleplaying Game Book List.
13. Please tag me like this at the bottom/end of your post: @Sredni Vashtar
14. Please also tag the other player(s) whose book(s) will be put on Hold when you request the book(s) that they're borrowing.

Merits and Demerits:

Merit:
Players earn 2 points for every new/unlisted Book Title they submitted during gameplay.
In addition to the 2 points above, Players earn 1 point for every eBook of the book they listed that they can link to at LinkProject Gutenberg, the library of over 60,000 free eBooks.

Demerit:
Players lose 1 point for every day that they're late in returning an item on Hold/recalled book.

Gameplay Example:

Borrowing your books:
Player 1, posts on the RMB: I'm borrowing these books from the Foshan Mars Colony Library:

1. A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
2. The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse by Robert Rankin
3. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

@Sredni Vashtar

Placing a Hold on a book or books that has already been loaned to another player:

Player 2, posts on the RMB: I'm borrowing these books from the Foshan Mars Colony Library:

1. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams (On Hold now)
2. The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams
3. The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks

@Sredni Vashtar
@Player 1

In this case, since Player 1 has already borrowed The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams from the FMC Library, a Hold will now be placed on that item.

Player 1 must promptly respond by posting this reply:

I'm returning The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams back to the Foshan Mars Colony Library since it's been recalled.

If Player 1 posted within 2 Real Life days, no penalty is accumulated for overdue recalled book(s). The book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams is now being borrowed by Player 2.

Player 1 can now borrow another book to replace the book they've returned to the Library or return all 3 of their books and borrow 3 new books.

Foshan Mars Colony Library Member List:

Note:
* The Librarian/DM. Cannot borrow books but can submit books directly into the Foshan Mars Colony Library Roleplaying Game Book List.
** Svartalfar requested to have all 3 of his nations listed in the member list if possible. Therefore, since those 3 nations are owned by one person, they all share the same FMCL#.

Foshan Mars Colony Library Roleplaying Game Book List:
page=dispatch/id=1761735

Feedback or Questions:

If players have any Feedback or Questions please TG me, Sredni Vashtar.

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It's Sredni Vashtar's idea and not compulsory but feel free to join in. :)

Happy Belated St Patrick's Day to all Mars Colonists in Foshan Mars Colony. :-)

Max

Howdy y'all!

Happy LLAP Day (Live Long and Prosper Day) to all Star Trek fans in this region. :-)

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest

Howdy y'all!

I'm going to wish everyone Happy Easter before Max beats me to it:

Happy Easter to every Mars Colonist in Foshan Mars Colony! :)

Howdy to all the Mars Colonists in Foshan Mars Colony!

Happy Easter everyone! :-)

Wernher Magnus Maximilian Von Braun wrote:Howdy y'all!

I'm going to wish everyone Happy Easter before Max beats me to it:

Happy Easter to every Mars Colonist in Foshan Mars Colony! :)

Way to go Nathan! Yup, you beat me to it. Congratulations! XD!

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest

Howdy y’all!

Jaguarundi National Park:

I built a Wonder! It’s called “Jaguarundi National Park” with the tagline “Where The Wild Jaguarundis Are!! :-)”

page=wonder/wid=1003267

Please feel free to Upvote my “Jaguarundi National Park” and Contribute to it! Thank you in advance! :-)

BTW, if anyone wishes to be Co-Owner, Public Relations, Manager or Builder of my "Jaguarundi National Park", please let me know and I'll add you. :-)

Also, can anyone please tell me what puzzle this is that we have to solve to Generate Resources for our wonder or other people's wonders? It looks like Sudoku but it's not quite like it so I've no idea what's this puzzle or how to play it. Any information or assistance is really appreciated. Thanks in advance. :-)

Edit: Nevermind. I somehow managed to solve 3 of those puzzles. XD!

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest
Forest's Ambassador to Texas

1) Happy First Contact Day y'all :-)

In the Star Trek universe, First Contact Day holds special significance. On April 5, 2063, Zefram Cochrane made the first warp flight in the Phoenix, surpassing Warp 1 speeds. This historic event alerted the Vulcan race to humanity’s entrance into the interstellar community, marking the first official contact between Humans and Vulcans. Over 300 years later, this momentous occasion is commemorated as First Contact Day, and the celebration continues across the galaxy.

2) This Wonder is Hillarious! :-p :

The RickRoll
“Never gonna give you up”
page=wonder/wid=1000153

3) Ladies and Gentlemen of Foshan Mars Colony, if you haven't done it already please Upvote my Jaguarundi National Park "Where The Wild Jaguarundis Are!!" Thanks in advance. :-)
page=wonder/wid=1003267

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest
Forest's Ambassador to Texas

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Edit:
A big THANK YOU to everyone who Upvoted and/or Contributed to my Wonder.

Jaguarundi National Park (Where The Wild Jaguarundis Are!! :-)) ended up being:

#34 on the Most Liked list
#43 on the Most Talked About list
#47 on the Most Controversial list

Not too shabby! Yiihaa! :-)

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest
Forest's Ambassador to Texas

Yip Man wrote:

A big THANK YOU to everyone who Upvoted and/or Contributed to my Wonder.

You’re welcome Max! :)

Yip Man wrote:

Jaguarundi National Park (Where The Wild Jaguarundis Are!! :-)) ended up being:

#34 on the Most Liked list
#43 on the Most Talked About list
#47 on the Most Controversial list

Not too shabby! Yiihaa! :-)

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest
Forest's Ambassador to Texas

Congratulations Max! :)

Hey there everyone!

Please vote in my Regional Poll in the Esoterique Region • The Most Iconic Places In The United States, According To The UN
page=poll/p=212589

Which Historic Site is your favorite? :)

Thank you in advance! :)

In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:

**Sets up a table of muffins, butter, jam, pancakes, maple syrup, bacon, ham, scrambled eggs, strawberries, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and Hershey's kisses**

Howdy y'all!

Guess what?

Everyday phrases you didn't know were borrowed from the Bible:

Everyday phrases you didn't know were borrowed from the Bible

There are numerous words, phrases, expressions, and idioms in the English language that derive from the Bible. Amazingly, many have survived thousands of years and are still used to this day. From "going the extra mile" to "biting the dust," in this Factbook you'll find multiple examples of everyday phrases borrowed from the holy book. Scroll down and see how many you can recognize:

Go the extra mile
How many times have you been asked this at work? It essentially means to put in a special effort to achieve something. Matthew 5:41 reads: "And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain."

Rise and shine
This morning classic also has Biblical roots. It comes from Isaiah 60:1, which reads: "Arise, shine, for your light has come, and the glory of the LORD rises upon you."

Put words in one’s mouth
No one likes to be falsely accused of saying something they didn't. The expression comes from 2 Samuel 14:3: "And come to the king, and speak on this manner unto him. So Joab put the words in her mouth."

Eat, drink, and be merry
We've all heard this one before, especially during the holidays, right? The expression also comes from the Bible; Ecclesiastes 8:15, to be more precise: "Because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide with him of his labor the days of his life, which God giveth him under the sun."

Wolf in sheep’s clothing
This idiom is used to describe someone deceitful, who pretends to be good but has bad intentions. The phrase originates from Matthew 7:15, which reads: "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

Bite the dust
The phrase is used to describe the end: usually one's fall and/or death. It comes from Psalms 72:9: "They that dwell in the wilderness shall bow before him; and his enemies shall lick the dust.”

Like a lamb to the slaughter
The phrase is used to describe a helpless victim, someone who's oblivious to being led into a bad situation. Isaiah 53:7 reads: "He is brought as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before her shearers is dumb, so he openeth not his mouth."

A drop in the bucket
This idiom means that a small thing doesn't really affect the big picture. The phrase "a drop in the ocean" is also very common. As for the roots, it comes from Isaiah 40:15: "Behold, the nations are as a drop of a bucket, and are counted as the small dust of the balance: behold, he takes up the isles as fine dust."

The root of the matter
The phrase is used to describe the focal point of a matter. Job 19:28 reads: "But ye should say, Why persecute we him, seeing the Root of the matter is found in me?"

No rest for the wicked
This phrase is usually used lightheartedly, when one must endure a task. It comes from the idea that evildoers face eternal punishment. Isaiah 57:20-21 reads: "But the wicked are like the tossing sea, which cannot rest, whose waves cast up mire and mud. 'There is no peace,' says my God, 'for the wicked.'"

To move mountains
This popular expression is all about achieving great things, including feats that seem impossible. After all, "If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing," (1 Corinthians 13:2).

To cast pearls before swine
This idiom is about offering valuable things to people who don't appreciate them. Matthew 7:6 reads: "Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces."

Scapegoat
Being a scapegoat (blamed for others' wrongdoings) can be traced all the way back to the Old Testament. Leviticus 16:9-10 says: "Aaron shall bring the goat whose lot falls to the Lord and sacrifice it for a sin offering. But the goat chosen by lot as the scapegoat shall be presented alive before the Lord to be used for making atonement by sending it into the wilderness as a scapegoat."

There’s nothing new under the sun
This phrase means there's simply nothing new, that everything has been done, seen, etc. It's often associated with monotony. Ecclesiastes 1:9 reads: "The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun."

Twinkling of an eye
This idiom is used to express something that happens very quickly. Its Biblical roots come from 1 Corinthians 15:52, "In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed."

Sign of the times
Many of us have used this expression to describe something that only happens now, usually with a negative connotation. Matthew 16:3 mentions it, "And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the sky is red and lowering. O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times?"

Nothing but skin and bones
The phrase is usually used to describe someone who's unwell, unhealthy, or ill. The expression comes from Job 19:19-20, which reads: "All my intimate friends detest me; those I love have turned against me. I am nothing but skin and bones."

Forbidden fruit
The phrase is used to describe something that we desire because is not allowed. It's a reference to Adam and Eve and the tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Genesis 3:3 explains: "You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die."

For everything there is a season
Emotions, experiences, and everything else will be experienced throughout different stages of life. Ecclesiastes 3 explains that, "There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens."

Can a leopard change his spots?
This is used as a rhetorical question in reference to something (usually bad) that a person can't change. It comes from Jeremiah 13:23: "Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? Then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil."

By the skin of your teeth
This phrase is used when one just achieved something but nearly missed it. It implies a very narrow margin. It's Biblical roots can be found in Job 19:20: "My bone cleaveth to my skin and to my flesh, and I am escaped with the skin of my teeth."

The blind leading the blind
This idiom is used to describe when one gets advice and is led by someone with no knowledge on the matter. Matthew 15:13-14 makes reference to it. "Let them alone: they be blind leaders of the blind. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch."

A millstone around your neck
This phrase is all about carrying a responsibility, a heavy burden. The Biblical reference can be found in Luke 17:2, which reads: "It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck and he were cast into the sea than that he should cause one of these little ones to sin."

A fly in the ointment
The phrase is used to express a minor nuisance, something that annoys us and spoils the moment. Ecclesiastes 10:1 reads: "Dead flies cause the ointment of the apothecary to send forth a stinking savor."

To fall by the wayside
When something falls by the wayside, it usually means something was not achieved because it was abandoned or canceled. The phrase is rooted in Luke 8:5 and the Parable of the Sower, who "went out to sow his seeds, and as he sowed, some fell by the way side; and it was trodden down, and the fowls of the air devoured it."

Feet of clay
This expression refers to a weakness that can lead to the downfall of someone or something. There is a reference to it in Daniel (2:31-45), where he talks about a dream and a statue that had "legs of iron, its feet partly of iron and partly of baked clay. While you were watching, a rock was cut out, but not by human hands. It struck the statue on its feet of iron and clay and smashed them."

Good Samaritan
This is a popular expression used to make reference to someone who helps without asking for anything in return, showing unselfishness and compassion. It comes from the Parable of the Good Samaritan in Luke 10:30-37.

At your wit's end
This phrase can be used as a way to express struggle, not knowing what to do, being puzzled and perplexed. It's rooted in Psalm 107, where reference is made to sailors caught in a storm. "They reeled and staggered like drunkards;
they were at their wits’ end," (Psalm 107:27).

Writing's on the wall
This phrase is usually used as a presage that something bad is about to happen. It originally comes from Daniel 5.

Sources: (LinkMental Floss) (Unlocking the Bible) (LinkImproving Your English)

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The Tortoise Thing wrote:Hey there everyone!

Please vote in my Regional Poll in the Esoterique Region • The Most Iconic Places In The United States, According To The UN
page=poll/p=212589

Which Historic Site is your favorite? :)

Thank you in advance! :)

Thank you for the Heads Up on your Poll Tortoiseboy. I've voted in your Poll. Cheers! :-)

Gypsy Lands wrote:In appreciation for opening our embassy, breakfast is on us:

**Sets up a table of muffins, butter, jam, pancakes, maple syrup, bacon, ham, scrambled eggs, strawberries, coffee, tea, hot chocolate, and Hershey's kisses**

Thank you very much Gypsy Lands. We really appreciate your hospitality. :-)

Bon appétit my fellow Mars Colonists from Foshan Mars Colony. Eat, Drink and Be Merry! :-)

Max a.k.a. Yip Man a.k.a. Texas Jaguarundi
Texas' Ambassador to Forest
Forest's Ambassador to Texas

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