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Welcome all to another great day in the Benzillia Underground Gladiatorial Tournament, BUGT for short. Joining me is my adopted son Eight and my son-in-law Atsushi Ren AKA Goon 902.
Eight: That's right, and we have a special combatant here today, can you inform us about who it is, father?
Of course. His name is The Solar System Scope, TSSS for short, and he will be revived after every fight.
902: Well, lets see what his first opponent will be… *Pulls a lever and starts a random number generator* And a…4. That means another Combatant. *Great roar from the crowd*
Eight: Well let us see who's fight him… *Another random number generator starts* Number…12. Which means…Garou Absura, a Kangaroo Beastan.
*Gates open and a Kangaroo like person comes out with a gigantic battleaxe*
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Midand, Lily pad nation, and 2 othersEast lodge, and Felis silvestris grampia
Garou: *Hefts his weapon with a grunt*
Remember, standard rule: only way to win is to kill your opponent. Begin!
Garou: *Charges with his axe*
The Solar System Scope and Felis silvestris grampia
*wants one but doesn't want to ask*
The Solar System Scope, Commonwealth Of Astoria, Auphelia, and Felis silvestris grampia
Here have one.
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, East lodge, and Felis silvestris grampia
Thanks
*feels good*
The Solar System Scope, Commonwealth Of Astoria, and Felis silvestris grampia
Garou: *Kangaroo Jumps to right in front of you and punches you*
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, East lodge, and Felis silvestris grampia
Garou: *Slams his axe on your shield, cracking the metal*
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia
Garou: *Raises axe and brings it down on your neck, cutting off your head*
Eight: Wow! That was surgical precision from Absura. As a result, Garou wins both the battle and his debts cleared! *Crowd cheers uproariously*
902: Now, please wait a moment as we revive TSSS for the next fight.
The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia
*my body goes limp, with a horrified expression on my lifeless face that gets blood sprayed at from my neck*
Auphelia, Midand, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia
Garou: *Exits arena*
Goon 29: Okay… *Puts your head and body into a Revive-O-Matic and turns it on*
The Solar System Scope, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia
Cabinet Election Update
Here is how the voting is going so far. Only first preference votes are shown here.
PM
The serres republic - 13
Islands of unity - 9
Re-open Nominations - 0
MoFA
Aumeltopia - 17
Sandaoguo - 6
Re-open Nominations - 0
MoRA
Pencil Sharpeners 2 - 22
Re-open Nominations - 0
MoMA
Roavin - 12
Re-open Nominations - 10
The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Auphelia, Midand, and 1 otherThe sakhalinsk empire
Goon 29: Well, you lost… But now another soul can go home without worrying above the debt imposed from borrowing money from us. They're getting ready to announce your next opponent.
The Solar System Scope, The sakhalinsk empire, and Felis silvestris grampia
You forgot Craziest...
OK... <.<
The most important position! Hi Sakh! (つ⌒∇⌒)つ
Midand and The sakhalinsk empire
Goon 29: *Gives you a new sword and shield* They should be announcing the next fight… Good luck! *Runs off*
Eight: And we are back! TSSS is now alive again and we already rolled up a new opponent for him: the Caroccus, a giant acid spitting snail monster with praying mantis claws.
*Gate opens and the Caroccus comes in, spitting acid everywhere*
The Solar System Scope and Felis silvestris grampia
...I'm dead already, amn't I? *starts sneaking backwards in the opposite direction*
Midand and Felis silvestris grampia
While it may look hopeless, these are actually pretty harmless. Just stay out of their acid spit. It's basically their only attack.
The Solar System Scope and Felis silvestris grampia
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