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RP Posts

by Herhai

These are the final versions of all posts made by myself. I may make slight changes when I post them here.

Herhai wrote:
SR RP

Men and women line up on the streets of Elirise chanting a song of protest against the government.

“Free the slaves! Free the slaves!”

A protest against the lawful government of Herhai had not taken place since 30 long years ago. They knew the consequences.

These people are fighting to free the slaves of the state, that were serving since the days of the Taiom Empire.

After an hour of protesting, the military arrives.

Screams and cries of help are heard all over the now blood stained street.

Afterwards, their bodies were identified and their parents, spouses, and children soon cried for help.

They knew the consequences.

Herhai wrote:SR RP

November 6th, 7:00 AM

The Supreme Leader's advisor runs into the room. She is sweaty and exhausted.

"Ahhh, my goodness mister-" she spits out of her mouth.

"What do you want? Get to the point."

"Just watch the latest news in Lorigia."

"Ok..." He says in a questionable tone.

He turns on the television and tunes into a major Lorigan news network. There is a segment on about a supposed massacre after a protest in the streets of Elrise, Herhai's second largest city. He seems invested. As he was watching the segement, he was twitching in his chair with a rather angry look on his face, Until he got up and started a rage.

"What the ####! Those stupid fringe newspapers! Always putting out classified details. You know who must run those? The slaves! The peasants! Anyone who dares to stand up to me shall burn!"

His advisor blurts out "I need to go now sir I'm late for a meeting."

"Oh no you’re not."

He grabs a gun from his desk and shoots her in the back of the head. As she lays down there, dead on the floor, he laughs. He laughs and cackles until blood starts creeping up his mouth and nose. Eventually he passes out right on top of his advisor.

A man gets off of an airplane. He is a diplomat from the Herhain government. He wishes to help empower relations with the nation of the Huyang Isles. He is carried to a government building and is allowed in. The people there instruct him to sit in a seat. He has no idea what is to happen next.

Herhai wrote:

SR RP
Guards run in the room after hearing the bullet leave the gun to check if the Supreme Leader is ok. They are shocked to see the bodies on the ground. Without saying a word one guard carries the Supreme Leader on his back while another shoots the advisor a second time to make sure the thing is dead. The looks on their faces, while they were running down the hallway of the palace, were full of petrification. Their goal was to get to the doctor on the other side of the already huge palace. The men and women walking down the hallway looked down at the ground, as to not get in trouble with the government.

After 5 minutes of walking, they finally arrive at the palace doctor. The doctor is filled with pure horror as the men walk into the room. "What happened? What the #### happened?" She said in a shaky voice. "Umm, I dunno." replied the officer." "Holy #### we're gonna die. It’s clear he’s dead, he drank too much alcohol. He was an addict. You know what? stay here, I'll throw him down the garbage chute." She tosses the lifeless body down the hole in the wall. They hear clinging and clanging until a final thump marked the end of the Supreme Leader.

"Run, now." said the doctor. The doctor and the guards run down the hall and to the exit. They could be heard running as if they were trying to escape from the claws of a bear. Spectators took notice of the foursome sprinting down the hallway and reported them. More guards filled into the hall running down to them. They finally pin down and handcuff each of them.

Soon, the doctor woke up in an interrogation room. A man walks in and says, "Do you know where our beloved Supreme Leader is?" "No." She replied. The man points a gun at her head and asks the question again. She answers the same thing. He rockets bak and yells "Do you know where he is?"

"No."

He shoots and kills her. "Notify the man's son, we take orders from him now."

One day later Kim Go, the new Supreme Leader runs up to the podium to address the nation. "Now, I know my dad has been killed by a rogue guard, but grieving is for later. Now I have one thing to get to. Argenthe. This nation to the South defies our law! They choose to govern themselves when they know we are governed by us! Anyway, we are going to send some troops to the border to show them who's boss, huh?"

12 divisions of soldiers line up on the so-called border between Herhai and Argenthe. They are told to stand down until the other side agresses. Now i'ts a just waiting game.

Herhai wrote:

Strangereal RP

“Good evening, I am humbled to be here,” the diplomat says as his mouth watered at the buffet. He had never seen so much food in one place. But he knew he had to stay cool, calm, and collected in order to get through the day. The woman answered in a happy tone, but he could only understand a few words as the two languages were close, but they were developed for hundreds of years separately. They continued on to have a friendly conversation about the troubles of work and other daily inconveniences.

“Now, on to the important stuff,” the diplomat says. “What would you think of forming an alliance?”

Herhai wrote:Strangereal RP

The nation of Herhai is in shock. Not only did the people of Argenthe insult them, but the fact that they existed was also a crime in itself. The people, especially the Supreme Leader believed this. After the shortcoming expectations of the Army’s Admirals, they called a meeting with the Supreme Leader in order to discuss these matters. They were already under fire from the international community, even Illariya, which they have called to have good relations with, has commended them. During the meeting, they discussed their strategies and the excessive amount of soldiers on the border.

Two hours later, the game plan was set. They were to lower the division count on the Herhai-Argenthe border from twelve to five. If they had not done this, they would be in hot water with the international community.

The following day, the unnecessary seven divisions were fully removed from the border and the gameplan in place. That day also, the official declaration of war against Argenthe had been signed, and the war begun.


He sighs. "I just want you to know, you cannot tell anyone in Herhai about what I am going to ask you." "Yes?" the woman says as she clamps her dress in her hand. "I killed-" "Oh my goodness," the woman said in disbelief. "Just listen to me, ma'am. I killed the diplomat, and I am here to talk to you about supporting the civil war, and an alliance to help us out." She nods her head. "I didn’t know you guys were in a civil war?" "We have been. For thirty years. It’s one of the government’s best-kept secrets. During the ride here, the Supreme Leader was killed and replaced by his son. In the media, he talked about escalating and invading us. We need help from him, will you help us?"

Herhai wrote:Strangereal RP

“Thank you milady. I don’t think you would mind sending me back, North of Elrise.” “Oh, I think I could arrange something for you.” The Lady Suhai said in a gleeful tone. “Thank you. I’ll call when we’re ready to Mack off the war.

The diplomat hops onto a Huyang planes and flies back to the capital of the Herhain Republic.

Secrets made, secrets kept.

Herhai wrote:Strangereal RP

Looking out the window, Kim Go was thinking. Thinking of all the glory that they will have once the threat is crushed, wiped clean off the map, and burned to the ground. "Argenthe will be no more," he quietly said to himself. The war had begun the day before, and it was time to invade. He got up out of his pure white bed, and walked into the marble bathroom. It was much better that what he had before, when his father was alive. He looked at himself in the mirror and was reminded of the 6 inch long scar on his neck, from when he had been in the Army. He gave no more than two seconds of attention to it until he decided to get ready.

Head up, he walked out of the door of his wing dressed in a fine tailored jet black suit. He was going to yet another meeting with the Admirals. He was followed by three armed guards who escorted him to a limousine, on the way to the government high rise. He god out of the car, and walked through a special entrance, while the rest stood through a metal detector. He took a special elevator up to the twenty-seventh floor. He meets the six admirals, who are already in the room discussing a further game plan.

"Hello men," the Supreme Leader said in a calm voice. "How are all you doing on this lovely day?" They all answered the same thing. "Fine, How are you?" Go chuckled as he sat down. He was a very charismatic person, and he could take advantage of that.

The meeting dragged on, and on until the final gameplan was made. The invasion would start the next day, with one division accompanied by three thousand armored vehicles, and one-hundred fifty tanks of reasonable grit. At two A.M. the invastion forces will slowly move into enemy territory on an Eastern front. If met by retaliation, they were ordered to take as many prisoners as possible, and deploy them in the "no payment workforce." The men are immediately stationed at the border and wait for the order.

At two A.M. the next morning, the first tank moves into foreign territories. They get as much as a mile in after an hour. They are ordered to stop and meet the soldiers from the opposition.

Later, at about ten in the morning, Kim Go arrives with his advisor at an underground military base on the outskirts of Formosaa. They walk down the stairs while the man has a jovial look on his face. "I can’t wait to show you this! We’ve been working on this for years now, and we’ve finally got it done!" "Sir, what exactly is it?" "Oh, you'll see. And you'll be blown out of your mind when you see it. They walk down the concrete hallway, and they arrive at a room with a blacked out window. "Come in. Haha!" His advisor has a confused look on her face as they walk in the room.

"Oh my god." "What’s wrong sweetie?" answers the Supreme Leader. "You can't do this." "Oh, I just did it." She takes a deep breath as she scans the 10 foot thing with her eyes. Kim Go blurts out in excitement,

"Pretty cool, right?"

Herhai wrote:Strangereal RP

Seventeen kilotons of explosive materials packed into a ten foot long body. It was beautiful. So beautiful that Kim Go-Sun started to cry. It was pure steel, and the testing would be done in only a few hours. It was enough to make half a city nonexistent. Imagine what it could be used for. You could bomb nations into submission, threaten others, and take out those pesky revolutionists. For thirty years they have been sitting on the border, waiting for the other to strike. But this will be the tiebreaker. This nuclear weapon will invoke fear in them and scare them into surrendering.

Go-Sun was sitting, socializing, and admiring the magnificent bomb until the time had come to test it. The front lines of the war have been silent for most of it's existence, but that was about to change. A crew of men were riding in a bomber with the weapon in the bottom compartment. Soldiers that were on patrol were confused. They haven’t seen a plane from the Empire in ages. "Three, Two, One!"

The bomb has been dropped.

The bomb was dropped on a rice farm a mile away from the front lines. The men were shocked as a mushroom cloud engulfed the sky, and as trees, weakened by the roots toppled over. It was the scariest thing they had ever seen. No one knew they were capable of this.

Herhai wrote:

Earlier that morning, the first test of the nuclear bomb had been completed. It was successful, and because of its proximity to the front lines of the Federation, they had every reason to fear. Kim Go-Sun was the one who was originally behind the whole initiative, keeping it secret for years before his father died. He was eager to get the project done as soon as possible, with no halts in spending. This nuclear project had been the government's most financially demanding project. The economy, for the past few day had been turning for the worst. Buying prices for the nation's only company have lowered, and the selling prices have skyrocketed. The Won had inflated by two percent in the very short time. The Empire of Herhai, even with the nuclear bomb, was in fact at a disadvantage. The United Federation of Herhain Powers had allies, something that they have none of. This was going to be a tough fight, but a sure win for the Empire.

A week of waiting later, a new nuclear device had been constructed. Twenty-one kilotons of glory, and it was to be dropped right in the middle of the city of New Elrice, named after the city of Elrice, which was named after the royal family of the remnants of the Taiom Kingdom. The Empire had condemned the Elrise royal family in their conquests in the early 1900s. When they stormed Elrise, the family had fled to the Northwest of the country, which was in the place of the Federation. They supported the royal family, unlike the others. The Empress, Elrise Susie had actually taken a place in the Upper House of Parliament, and has become the Prime Minister in the election the year before.

The bombing of New Elrise was about to go underway. The bomber, aided by five jet fighters, was precious cargo. A nuclear bomb. It was to be protected at all costs. The Federation had seen the test bombing right outside of their borders and was well informed of it. They didn’t yet want to fight, even with the militarist attitude of the Empress, and Prime Minister Miss Elrise. As the bomber made its first pass over the front lines of the conflict, which were still quiet as the Federation had not made any orders to fight. Fortunately for the Empire, the bomber didn’t get receive even a second glance. It advanced across the farmland and plains relatively quietly. All until it made it to the Capital, New Elrise.

A few people saw the bomber and reported it. The military quickly sprang into action, firing anti-air missiles at the bomber. The mission was soon completed, but seconds before the plane lost control and spun into the ground-

A nuclear bomb was dropped on the city of New Elrise.

The fireball engulfed buildings and eradicated civilians. All while a mushroom cloud started to loom over the city. You could hear the screaming from a mile away. The Government elite had in fact fled to bunkers beneath the city with many others that needed help. The casualties were low, but is was a large stain on the Federation.

Herhai wrote:

The dropping of a nuclear bomb on New Elrise spread shock throughout the Federation Herhai.

It had been seven hours since the blast, yet men and women stayed in the base, few went outside to go and explore. The city would be uninhabitable for the next two years.

Elrise Suzie, the Empress and Prime Minister was led into a furnished auditorium that could seat two hundred. He had prepared a speech in the last hours. The Federation's engineers had also created a system that could broadcast their television and radio signals to homes in the Empire. Soon in the Federation and the Empire, thousands of televisions went black, and radios went silent and played the anthem of the United Federation of Herhain Powers. After the song was wrapped up a voice said, "Now a broadcast from Elrise Susie, Empress and Prime Minister of the United Federation of Herhain Powers." The woman entered from the left side of the stage wearing a baby blue kimono and stood at the podium. She took a deep breath and gave the following message.

"Today was a frightening day. The Empire of Herhai has used a nuclear weapon on our capital city. We cannot allow this. We will take drastic measures to make sure they get what they deserve, and crumble that filthy nation they call an Empire.

Thousands of people, dead in five minutes. We cannot live in our city for the next thirty months. We cannot allow this. In retaliation, we will be sending more armed troops to the border, and take back the freedom of the ones you live in poverty.

I hope you feel good about yourselves."

The screens and radios went black, and the regular programming was restarted. Exactly thirty-eight minutes later, a transmission arrives from the Huyang Isles, the Federation's closest ally. It read,

"To transmitter 2821673, The United Federation of Herhain Powers

Hello! We in the Huyang Isles have overseen the incident in your capital city. We are currently starting the production of basic necessities for war with the Empire of Herhai.

Signed, The Government Of Huyang Isles."

Naturally, the Federation is thankful for such a gift from the Isles. Now, was a discussion of plans for the war.

An agreement between admirals of the Army had come up with a plan, They were to launch an offensive into the South of the Federation, Northwest of the Empire. The ultimate goal was to advance and take Elrise, on the West coast. Elrise was a major port city, and crucial for the Federation. If they were to capture the city, it would be a major win. They were to immediately set up the Government in the city in hopes of becoming more stable.

The plan was set in stone, and it was to be executed the very next day.

Herhai wrote:

Noon of the next day came, and an army consisting of three divisions of men, aided by armored vehicles the Federation had received during deals with other nations. They were walking slowly down to the front lines of the conflict. Fighting had not started yet, but it was about to. A man in an allied watchtower soon yelled out the call to attack. Bullets flew from the Federation's guns, signing the start of military action that hasn’t been seen for thirty years. The Imperial forces unfortunately did not expect the Federation to invade from the South, but rather the North. The order is called for the Empire to advance West into enemy land. The situation was the same there, but in the favor of the Empire. Here they outnumbered them. The Federation was ordered to dig into the ground, and to start barraging the opposition with supplies of chlorine gas. The Empire was now forced to dig into the ground, and try to shield themselves from the barrage.

Meanwhile, in the South, the Federation was doing very well. They had advanced at least a mile through the other forces. Now it was just a mad dash down the coast. They drove through rice farms, yam farms, and work camps. Whenever they would see one of these camps, they would recruit the slaves, and people tired of the Empire’s rule over their lives. They armed at least one hundred men and women to work for the cause.

After a whole day of marching, the fortified city of Elrise loomed in the distance. It was filled to the brim with soliders. The Federation's men were ordered to surround the city, and work their way into the Royal Palace. The Empire's men fire shots. The Federation fires back. The watchtowers surrounding the city are packed with guns, never mind the port in the city. It was the only major port in the entire Empire. After the watchtowers were dealt with, the army marched right into the city. They shot at soliders and saved children until they made it to the Palace.

All the Enemy troops were taken as POWs or killed in battle. There was an abundance of military gear in the city, and the rearmament process began. The Government was to be placed in the palace, and an offensive would begin Eastward.

Herhai wrote:

The nuclear project had taken enormous amounts of money from the Empire of Herhai. The entire nation was spiraling into a crisis. The economy was 100% controlled by the government, and they had to decide what to do. The Economics Key called a meeting on what to do about the situation.

After the meeting was over, the Supreme Leader stood at a podium and delivered a speech.

"Hello, people of Herhai. Our economy is doing bad. We will again be raising the selling prices and lowering the buying prices. This may sound like much, but in these times,

Drastic measures are to be taken."

Herhai wrote:Strangereal RP
Statement From Her Royal Empress and Prime Minister of the Imperial Federation of Herhai:

“Following the death of the Lady Pa Wu of the Huyang Isles, we in Herhai commend the newfound government in the nation, and hope we can make ends meet and make an everlasting friendship with the new leader.”

Herhai wrote:

Life fighting on the Northeastern front was not pretty. Especially if you were on the side of the Empire.

They had to deal with chlorine gas being dumped on them, and shell being emptied into them. This was trench warfare. An art that had not been used for a long time.

By the time the war started, the Federation had only gained half a mile. This was typical of trench warfare. It is long and excruciating. You just want it to stop.

The Empire was losing men to the chlorine and the shells. They could not fight back. Their forces were a third of the size that they were when the fighting started. Yes many died, but many also retreated to fight for the cause of the Federation.

These men who ran over were either shot by loyal soldiers from the Empire or taken and armed by the Federation. They would be given a warm welcome, then questioned, then started to fight of the side of the Federation. The same was done for men from the Federation running to the Empire.

Yes, this is life fighting on the Northeastern front.

Herhai wrote:

The Federation took Elrice, they were winning on the Northeastern front, and an offensive was planned to take action the next day. They were ready to move East. Large amounts of soliders took flight from the newfound capital and marched through the rice fields and countryside. The Empire had little to no intel on the Federation, and vice versa.

The Prime Minister, and Empress of the Imperial Federation of Herhai walked into the backstage of an auditorium. The cameras start rolling, and she enters from the left blue curtain. She positions herself, straightens her sage suit, and takes a deep breath.

"This war is in our favor. The economic crisis in the Empire has put tremendous strain on the competence on their military. This means that they cannot threaten us with nuclear weapons. This means that we are cleared to launch an offensive down the eastern side of the country from Elrice in the morning. Therefore, the Empire is weak.

This gives us an advantage."

Herhai wrote:

These are hard times. The Strangereal Entente has been disvalued, causing a collapse. The now weak agreement was a shell of what it could have been. Herhai needed new allies.

There was a new alliance on the rise. The League of the Willing. This alliance was headed by the government in Oskarheim, and was a perfect fit for the nation of Herhai. A meeting was called to discuss the matter, and after an afternoon of discussion, an agreement was made to attempt to join the League.

~ 9:43 PM Transmission From Elrice, Herhai to Sieggeismar, Oskarheim ~

Hello. We in Herhai have agreed to submit a plea to join an Alliance, The League of the Willing. We have been made known of this by certain members of the International Community, and we think that this alliance would indeed be a great fit for our nation. We will be waiting for a reply from the Government soon.

~ End of Transmission ~

Herhai wrote:

A long, sleepless night passes over Herhai. Elrice is sleepy. There are not many lights on, and the ones that are on dazzle the skyline. In military bases, soliders are sitting in barracks waiting to get in the trucks that will soon carry them over the countryside. They are armed with guns and ammunition, vests and helmets. The few tanks are armed, and men are stowed. It is time to carry across the nation. Hangar doors open, vehicles roll out. They dive and march for miles where they were met with no force.

Until they came up to Tiananmen, a city 200 miles from Formosaa, the Capital of the Empire.

Little did they know, this would be the bloodiest battle of the war.

They came upon the city, it looked exactly like Elrice, lightly guarded with minimal defences. A group of fifteen out of the two thousand men were called to shoot at the defences. This was a fatal mistake as the second they fired, hellfire rained down upon them. Shells blasted out of the guns of newly appearing soldiers from the Empire's side. It was clear they had never seen a battle like this in their lives.

But the Empire had. They trained on live targets.

Gunfire went on for hours. Soldiers climbed walls, ran past forts, until the battle spilled into the city streets. People screamed as their families fell at the mercy of soldiers from both sides, the windows of shops, restaurants, and homes were shot at and broken in the fighting. Bodies littered the ground until finally, at two A.M. the next day when the remaining two hundred soldiers from the Empire surrendered to the Federation's five hundred.

When this information came to the government in Elrice, They were shocked. An hour later, Elrice Suzie ran to the pedestal as the cameras started rolling. She let out a sigh and started talking.

"This is a horrible day. Thousands of our soldiers died today in Tiananmen. After the bombing, this was the worst event in the history of that Empire. I cannot stand this anymore. We. Yes we! As a nation need to stand up! And stand up strong. We cannot allow this blatant misuse of military force to be used! Expect an invasion of Formosaa in the next three weeks."

A tear rolls down her face then she walks out of the theater.

Herhai wrote:

Tiananmen was taken in a brutal battle, one of the worst in Herhain history. Worse than when the Empire slaughtered thousands on their crusade across the modern day Herhai.

There were not many traditional battles in the civil war, mostly just raids of cities. This gave the soliders more leeway on where the war was going.

Meanwhile, on the Northeastern front, the battles had come to a stop. After a whole month of fighting, the soldiers received word from Formosaa that it was time to come up with an unconditional surrender, and they did. All were taken as prisoners of war, and those that defected to the Empire’s side were charged with treason against the Federation.

Later in the day, Elrice read a letter from Formosaa written by a military admiral.

"This war has been hard for both sides.
But, I have to admit that you have bested us.
Formosaa has came to a conclusion.
The trench battles in the East have
been devastating,
the loss of Elrice has ruined the economy,
and many lives from both sides were
lost during the taking of Tiananmen.
For these reasons, the government in
The Empire of Herhai has agreed to
bring an unconditional surrender
to the table."

Elrice Susie, as usual did not want any more people killed, so the decision was reached to accept the unconditional surrender. In the rest of the night, a treaty was developed.

Treaty of the Herhain Civil War

The Empire of Herhai has agreed to an unconditional surrender to the Imperial Federation of Herhai, these are their terms.

The Herhain Fascist Party shall be disbanded.

All land owned by the Empire of Herhai shall be annexed to the Imperial Federation of Herhai.

The City of Formosaa shall be patrolled for the next thirty years.

Signed:
Elrice Susie, Kim Go-Sun

After the treaty was signed the next morning, the Empire of Herhai was no more. The war was over. There were parades in the streets of Elrice, and just about every other major city. People cried tears of joy as soliders went home to see their families. It was a wonderful day as Elrice Susie went up to a podium in the middle of the Elrice City Square and said,

"We have victory. The Empire has been defeated. Now, to show the world what we're made of!"

Kim Go-Sun walks up right next to Elrice Susie and kneels down as a man gives her a golden six-shooter gun. She points it a Go Sun's head and fires a round into him. He drops dead on the floor as the crowd cheers and she says her final words of the night,

"The Empire is dead, move on."

Herhai wrote:| Strangereal RP | 帝國聯合會赫海 | Disrupting a Threat |

Today multiple threats came out of the nation known as Sms bismark towards allies and good friends of the Federation. This, from Herhain Intelligence, has occurred because of a man named Fredrich Olibart. This man has been promptly removed from his office, but they are still skeptical of the nation to the South.

Reports of these incidents reached the government which now has sent squadrons of the Naval Division to blockade the nation. They realize it would be an act of war, but it is necessary to keep peace in South Osea. If any further escalation is made by New Bismarkia, further actions will be taken.

Herhai wrote:| Strangereal RP | Condemnation of the Huyang Isles |

Herhai, allies to the former regime under the Lady Pa Wu, does not justify recent actions being taken against SMS Bismark. Herhai hereby condemns the Huyang Isles and will use the current blockade on SMS Bismark to stop the nation from interfering in Herhain intentions.

Herhai wrote:| Strangereal RP | 帝國聯合會赫海 | Backing Out of a Bay |

After Herhai was ordered to back out of the maritime border of the newly occupied SMS Bismark, they promptly did so. But a note to have was that the regime Herhai was allies with, was no more. And even though the Huyang Isles went against Herhain interests, they were warned not do so again.

Herhai wrote:

“And that, my friends is why we need this. The future of the entire country is at stake!” “I think we have heard enough miss. You can go now.” “Thank you in advance for considering this.”

Elrise Susie walked out of the room wearing a face of disbelief. “Well that went well, didn’t it?” Her advisor said to her. “Yes it really was.” Susie said as she put her glasses back on.

Minutes before, she was in the Palace of the Local Council. They were in charge of hearing and either approving or disapproving new laws and bills. The first step of the Herhain democratic process. She had just proposed a bill that would make a Prime Minister serve for life. She was generally well liked by the community and hadn’t even served a full year in office. But she didn’t want five years of power, even though she could just run again. And that was not the case, opponents were springing up at an alarming rate, she could never win another election. It seemed like this would be the thing that would save her job.

Read factbook

Pope saint peter the apostle wrote:I just ate a banana and here’s the thing...I did actually taste some of what those banana flavored things have that makes them taste like banana. And it’s...the least appealing part of the banana flavor. The good part, that seems to be what they can’t replicate in banana flavored things

That is because banana flavoring is based off of the Gros Michel banana, which was devastated by fungus a long time ago. The banana we eat most often now is the Cavendish (it is resistant to the blight that hurt the Gros Michel).

Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, Heilhum imperius, and Herhai

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Republica Guilleana wrote:- She calls her country for a plane to pick up her and bring her back to Republica Guilleana. She can't anymore.

"We truly apologize for the problem, and we hope that we can re-schedule this dinner some other time?" Lady Pa Wu says, while calming down her sisters. "Oh look, the authorities have arrived.

Huyanese authorities swiftly arrest two of the perpetrators, and kill another. It was reported that 7 died, and 3 we're critically injured. Minimal damage was done to the palace, although to doors were broken, and eight windows had to be replaced. A Guilleanan jet arrived shortly, picking up Nuria Cañas.

Lady Pa Wu has not yet publicly announced the attack, but has since sent a gift basket to the Guillean President.

Hello everyone

Vyata Temor wrote:
"We truly apologize for the problem, and we hope that we can re-schedule this dinner some other time?" Lady Pa Wu says, while calming down her sisters. "Oh look, the authorities have arrived.

Huyanese authorities swiftly arrest two of the perpetrators, and kill another. It was reported that 7 died, and 3 we're critically injured. Minimal damage was done to the palace, although to doors were broken, and eight windows had to be replaced. A Guilleanan jet arrived shortly, picking up Nuria Cañas.

Lady Pa Wu has not yet publicly announced the attack, but has since sent a gift basket to the Guillean President.

Hi.

Herhai wrote:I can’t wait until one Won goes from $15 to $0.0001 very soon.

hmm wait a minute your current value is 1$ im going to buy 10 trillion from your banks

2 and 2 is Fish wrote:Hi.

wrong quote?

Ereena wrote:thats what happens when kids discover the internet

hmmm no its probably an adult spamming to ruin other peoples day

Vyata Temor wrote:
"We truly apologize for the problem, and we hope that we can re-schedule this dinner some other time?" Lady Pa Wu says, while calming down her sisters. "Oh look, the authorities have arrived.

Huyanese authorities swiftly arrest two of the perpetrators, and kill another. It was reported that 7 died, and 3 we're critically injured. Minimal damage was done to the palace, although to doors were broken, and eight windows had to be replaced. A Guilleanan jet arrived shortly, picking up Nuria Cañas.

Lady Pa Wu has not yet publicly announced the attack, but has since sent a gift basket to the Guillean President.

The jet arrives to Vellavista Airport. This terrible day has ended.

Imperial wilavandia

As the S5 rocket containing the Daivan-2 spacecraft the S5 rocket launches to the waterworld of kaantos

Vyata Temor wrote:
"We truly apologize for the problem, and we hope that we can re-schedule this dinner some other time?" Lady Pa Wu says, while calming down her sisters. "Oh look, the authorities have arrived.

Huyanese authorities swiftly arrest two of the perpetrators, and kill another. It was reported that 7 died, and 3 we're critically injured. Minimal damage was done to the palace, although to doors were broken, and eight windows had to be replaced. A Guilleanan jet arrived shortly, picking up Nuria Cañas.

Lady Pa Wu has not yet publicly announced the attack, but has since sent a gift basket to the Guillean President.

one gets away according to PNN
(pigeon news network)
they found him in pigeonstan
pay up 1 million rupees to get him extradited

Ereena wrote:wrong quote?

Nah, I see Vyata here often, thought I'd say hi to them.

Daivan-2 enters toa trans-hederan orbit

Pigeonstan wrote:hmm wait a minute your current value is 1$ im going to buy 10 trillion from your banks

But you can’t.

Pigeonstan wrote:one gets away according to PNN
(pigeon news network)
they found him in pigeonstan
pay up 1 million rupees to get him extradited

Don’t meddle in other people’s RP.

SR RP

the pigeonstan prison control center offers a chance to get your prisoners if they escape and you pay depending on the crime

1 million rupees for a shooter

50 million for a terrorist

1 billion for a traitor

50 billion for a war crminal

Pigeonstan wrote:one gets away according to PNN
(pigeon news network)
they found him in pigeonstan
pay up 1 million rupees to get him extradited

Impossible, it was reported that they have been arrested, or there either dead. I don't need to this preposterous amount.

Pigeonstan and Herhai

Vyata Temor wrote:Impossible, it was reported that they have been arrested, or there either dead. I don't need to this preposterous amount.

time to have a prison plane break with parachutes right above your capitol

nation=republica_guilleana/detail=factbook/id=1406108
all things in this factboook PLUS
a wide screen 60 in smart TV with access to all websites and games
a gym
access to phone
laptop
working their job (note there is a fact that some of the prisoners check (10%) will go to supply the prisoners with amnenities)
3 high quality meals a day
AND access to video games and news in a common area
NOTE
also if a criminal escapes into pigeonstan they are put into pigeonstonian jail not the country they fled from's jail
signed
Pigeonstan
Read factbook


But couldn’t they use these luxuries to help them break out? Also it would put tremendous strain on your government spending. And this would make people want to go to jail. Finally, you cannot always control where the prisoner goes.

Pigeonstan wrote:time to have a prison plane break with parachutes right above your capitol

I find your RP stuff weird, so I'll probably void.

2 and 2 is Fish wrote:Hi.

Heya!

Pigeonstan and Herhai

Herhai wrote:
nation=republica_guilleana/detail=factbook/id=1406108
all things in this factboook PLUS
a wide screen 60 in smart TV with access to all websites and games
a gym
access to phone
laptop
working their job (note there is a fact that some of the prisoners check (10%) will go to supply the prisoners with amnenities)
3 high quality meals a day
AND access to video games and news in a common area
NOTE
also if a criminal escapes into pigeonstan they are put into pigeonstonian jail not the country they fled from's jail
signed
Pigeonstan
Read factbook


But couldn’t they use these luxuries to help them break out? Also it would put tremendous strain on your government spending. And this would make people want to go to jail. Finally, you cannot always control where the prisoner goes.

we understand basic economics
and besides we have "other sources of incomes"

Post self-deleted by Herhai.

Pigeonstan wrote:we understand basic economics
and besides we have "other sources of incomes"

What about the other points I made? And what other sources of income? I was referring to your government’s entire budget.

Daivan-2 becomes the first spacecraft to leave helarius prime's cisluner space

Herhai

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