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If only we could travel through time...
Oh wait, I don't have to, there's no we, there's only Matrixulated to face the threat, I'm warping out, and no commissar can stop me!
*commisar bursts in*
Captain, you have sullied the name of your ship with words of heresy, how do you plead?
I thought, uh, how, wh...
Too late heretic! *bang*
Did I just hear... HERETIC!?
*bursts in*
I heard there was heresy and I came as fast as I could, so fast in fact, that my ship just rammed several cruisers and battleships just to take the fastest route here.
*whips out lasgun*
Now, where's the heretic?
The embassy between Spiritus and Forest is open! To celebrate, I bring the traditional gift basket of woodland garlands, freshly gathered chanterelles and aesthetically pleasing pine cones. Have the most verdant of days!
Tim-Opolis, Legendus, Matrixulated, Tishanda, and 4 othersThe Jedi-Zombi Jezus, Mount Seymour, Parrona, and Itrosomia
Splendid, thank you for all the gifts! In return, we offer you many, many, many potatoes! Cheese is included as well <3
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and Uan aa Boa
*scuttles in through the newly-opened ventilation duct embassy*
Have some of Mount Seymour's finest veggies and rice! :P
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud
Hello friends!
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud
New and relevant-ish poll!
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Parrona, and 2 othersPalos heights, and The republic of parrona
You're pointing at the nearby moon with strange shapes on it, which is, um, odd. Commissar, launch the augur probes.
*5 minutes later*
We have evidence that mutants are on the small moon, you know what that means... *in a high pitch voice* ...Smash it!
*headbutts fire button for the Nova Cannon repeatedly*
The moon of Itrosomia or the system of Itrosomia?
That moon is sure a large ice covered planet, so it technically counts...
Sir, we've detected several ships made of ice, they seem to be, ramming us.
Well then, we have the best prow armour, raaaa aaa...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*gets rammed port side*
I hope none of your ships were named "Titanic".
Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, Animal Farmerica, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 1 otherParrona
Keyword: "was" (until it wasn't)...
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, and 9 othersBruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Auztraalia, and The Twelve Tribes
One of those poll options is no longer valid: The "They are bigger than we are." option - We have equalized on regional population...
Matrixulated, Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Marli, and 9 othersBruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Auztraalia, and The Twelve Tribes
One of them was definitely named Warmaster, it's the only surviving ship, just got, lost in the warp, Emperor have mercy on their souls.
Matrixulated, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus, and The botched pejazzle of the studly spud
Ish.
I rest my case.
Matrixulated and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus
Ish?! ...Ishtar?! ...INANNA?!
*The entire nation of 
Endless Sumer prostrates itself in worship*
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inanna
...and I rest my puppets!
Matrixulated, The Dark Norse, Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, and 13 othersEurasian Alliance, Marli, Bruddhistan, Alekseandrea, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Iberian Dominion, Greater Brazilistan, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Endless Sumer, Parrona, Auztraalia, and The Twelve Tribes
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