The Tropical Paradise of One Small Island is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pirate Queen Kalani T'ai with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.212 billion Islanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,329 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,119 Sand Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, the lives of former ski town residents are going downhill, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, and the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

One Small Island is ranked 24,434^th in the world and 4^th in Warzone Sandbox for Highest Average Incomes, with 153,119.95 Standard Monetary Units.