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One Small Island was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 388
Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 937thHighest Crime Rates: 997th
The Tropical Paradise of
New York Times Democracy
It's no better to be safe than sorry.
Kalani T'ai
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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One Small Island

Population5.884 billion

LeaderKalani T'ai

CurrencySand Dollar

The Tropical Paradise of One Small Island is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kalani T'ai with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.884 billion Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwater. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth 824 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,134 Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children often kick Seagulls for amusement, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, and the roundel of the Islandian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

One Small Island is ranked 78,597th in the world and 3rd in Warzone Sandbox for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 937thHighest Crime Rates: 997thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,085thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,354thRudest Citizens: 2,427thMost Influential: 2,448thTop
Most Avoided: 4,356thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,546thLargest Retail Industry: 5,038thLargest Black Market: 5,704thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,229thFattest Citizens: 6,478thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,724thMost Cultured: 12,326thMost Armed: 12,829thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,793rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,091stMost Inclusive: 15,758thHighest Average Incomes: 17,996thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,286thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,745thHighest Food Quality: 20,887thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,243rdHighest Drug Use: 23,994thMost Efficient Economies: 24,291stMost Subsidized Industry: 25,491stHighest Economic Output: 26,836th

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