by Max Barry

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One Small Island was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 388
Most Valuable International Artwork: 43rdLargest Gambling Industry: 817thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 927th
The Tropical Paradise of
Father Knows Best State
It is no better to be safe than sorry
Kalani T'ai
Right Hand of the Playground
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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One Small Island

Population9.731 billion

LeaderKalani T'ai

CurrencySand Dollar

The Tropical Paradise of One Small Island is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kalani T'ai with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.731 billion Islanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,422 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 146,173 Sand Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 601,166 per year while the poor average 23,432, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

One Small Island is ranked 3,818th in the world and 3rd in Warzone Sandbox for Most Avoided, scoring 274.3 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 43rdLargest Gambling Industry: 817thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 927thHighest Crime Rates: 1,007thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,882ndMost Influential: 2,272ndTop
Most Avoided: 3,818thMost Armed: 4,217thFattest Citizens: 4,597thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,988thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,912thLargest Black Market: 6,149thLargest Retail Industry: 7,307thRudest Citizens: 8,352ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,092ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,959thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,878thMost Cultured: 13,437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,184thTop
Most Inclusive: 16,598thHighest Economic Output: 18,814thHighest Food Quality: 21,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,411thMost Secular: 22,055thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,193rdHighest Average Incomes: 23,187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,228thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,959thMost Efficient Economies: 28,448th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the region

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