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One Small Island was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 388
Most Valuable International Artwork: 51stLargest Gambling Industry: 879thHighest Crime Rates: 987th
The Tropical Paradise of
Mother Knows Best State
It is no better to be safe than sorry
Pirate Queen Kalani T'ai
Influence
Hegemony
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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One Small Island

Population11.015 billion

CapitalDarkwater
LeaderPirate Queen Kalani T'ai
FaithPiracy

CurrencySand Dollar
AnimalSeagull

The Tropical Paradise of One Small Island is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pirate Queen Kalani T'ai with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.015 billion Islanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,619 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,043 Sand Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 586,713 per year while the poor average 24,791, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

The religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

One Small Island is ranked 180,352nd in the world and 8th in Warzone Sandbox for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 45.11 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 51stLargest Gambling Industry: 879thHighest Crime Rates: 987thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,008thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,830thMost Influential: 2,198thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,926thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,639thFattest Citizens: 4,694thMost Armed: 5,400thLargest Black Market: 6,304thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,474thRudest Citizens: 8,710thLargest Retail Industry: 9,664thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,920thMost Cultured: 13,001stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,361stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,791stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,338thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,882ndHighest Economic Output: 17,786thHighest Food Quality: 20,428thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,051stMost Secular: 23,365thHighest Average Incomes: 25,233rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,352ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,220thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,929thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,933rdMost Advanced Public Education: 29,794th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

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