The Queendom of One Small Island is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 211 million Islanders enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The powerhouse Islandian economy, worth 15.0 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 71,280 Sand Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,898 per year while the poor average 14,140, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', and blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

One Small Island is ranked 46,320^th in the world and 6^th in Warzone Sandbox for Most Developed, scoring 58.45 on the Human Development Index.