The Tropical Paradise of One Small Island is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kalani T'ai with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.907 billion Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwater. The average income tax rate is 21.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth 519 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 133,080 Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kalani T'ai shot first, children often kick Seagulls for amusement, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

One Small Island is ranked 212,343^rd in the world and 31^st in Warzone Sandbox for Most Patriotic, with 0.74 Flags saluted per person per day.