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One Small Island was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 388
Most Valuable International Artwork: 31stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 932ndHighest Crime Rates: 996th
The Tropical Paradise of
New York Times Democracy
It's no better to be safe than sorry.
Kalani T'ai
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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One Small Island

Population5.859 billion

LeaderKalani T'ai

CurrencySand Dollar

The Tropical Paradise of One Small Island is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kalani T'ai with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.859 billion Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwater. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth 821 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,134 Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children often kick Seagulls for amusement, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, and the roundel of the Islandian Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

One Small Island is ranked 996th in the world and 1st in Warzone Sandbox for Highest Crime Rates, with 55.35 crimes per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 31stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 932ndHighest Crime Rates: 996thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,086thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,346thRudest Citizens: 2,420thMost Influential: 2,455thTop
Most Avoided: 4,352ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,556thLargest Retail Industry: 5,032ndLargest Black Market: 5,693rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,248thFattest Citizens: 6,442ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,683rdMost Cultured: 12,326thMost Armed: 12,806thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,802ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,049thMost Inclusive: 15,718thHighest Average Incomes: 17,963rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,277thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,740thHighest Food Quality: 20,877thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,970thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,040thHighest Drug Use: 24,210thMost Efficient Economies: 24,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,486thHighest Economic Output: 26,928th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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