The Federal Monarchy of Nuxipal is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Queen Phage I with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.707 billion Nuxipalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ctesiphon. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuxipali economy, worth a remarkable 4,167 trillion Silver Talents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 168,660 Silver Talents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Queen Phage I's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, war vets look after war animals, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuxipal's national animal is the Dus'ei, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Panko'yin.

Nuxipal is ranked 231,811^th in the world and 9,388^th in Lazarus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 59.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.