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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,643rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,807th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,861st
The Federal Monarchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
By the Will of Nika
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Nuxipal

Population14.716 billion

CapitalCtesiphon
LeaderQueen Phage I
FaithPanko'yin

CurrencySilver Talent
AnimalDus'ei

The Federal Monarchy of Nuxipal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Phage I with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.716 billion Nuxipalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ctesiphon. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuxipali economy, worth a remarkable 2,112 trillion Silver Talents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 143,573 Silver Talents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Nuxipali ambassadors, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuxipal's national animal is the Dus'ei, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Panko'yin.

Nuxipal is ranked 68,723rd in the world and 1st in Mri Space for Highest Drug Use, scoring 65.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,643rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,807thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,861stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,913thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,153rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,100thLargest Governments: 4,416thLowest Crime Rates: 4,485thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,101stHighest Economic Output: 5,469thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,758thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,161stTop
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Most Developed: 7,729thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,214thHealthiest Citizens: 8,243rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,539thLargest Populations: 9,863rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,950thSmartest Citizens: 10,314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,535thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,764thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,967thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,522ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,883rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,706thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,088thMost Cultured: 14,513th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nuxipal, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuxipal, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Nuxipali ambassadors.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuxipal, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuxipal, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuxipal, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuxipal, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuxipal, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuxipal, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuxipal, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuxipal, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.

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