The Tsardom of Nuremgard is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Daoud Volkov with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.451 billion Russians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth an astonishing 11,944 trillion roubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 405,567 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes all major gold finds, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and scientists take credit every time it rains in The Confederacy of Free Nations. Crime is totally unknown. Nuremgard's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Nuremgard is ranked 315,538^th in the world and 26^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -906.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.