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Nuremgard was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 318
Most Secular: 235thNicest Citizens: 287thMost Compassionate Citizens: 304th
The Tsardom of
Left-wing Utopia
Никогда не будите спящего медведя
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Nuremgard

Population17.146 billion

CapitalSaint Petersburg
LeaderPrime Minister Daoud Ibrahim

Currencyrouble
Animalbear

The Tsardom of Nuremgard is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Daoud Ibrahim with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.146 billion Norsk are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norsk economy, worth a remarkable 5,525 trillion roubles a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 322,280 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, artists are pillars of society, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime is totally unknown. Nuremgard's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nuremgard is ranked 33,200th in the world and 11th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 99 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Secular: 235thNicest Citizens: 287thMost Compassionate Citizens: 304thMost Inclusive: 305thMost Cultured: 340thLargest Publishing Industry: 366thMost Cheerful Citizens: 433rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 458thMost Developed: 475thHealthiest Citizens: 486thLongest Average Lifespans: 529thHighest Poor Incomes: 553rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 630thMost Efficient Economies: 654thMost Pacifist: 663rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 683rdSafest: 700thSmartest Citizens: 702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 952ndBest Weather: 1,070thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,228thLargest Retail Industry: 1,666thHighest Average Incomes: 1,692ndHighest Economic Output: 1,715thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,816thMost Influential: 2,130thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,580thLowest Crime Rates: 2,984thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,332ndLargest Governments: 3,657thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,951stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,180thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,617thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,284thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,125thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,295thMost Stationary: 10,202ndLargest Populations: 11,428thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,596thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,071stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,592ndRudest Citizens: 23,478th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Nuremgard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, Nuremgard has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, Prime Minister Daoud Ibrahim sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremgard, board shorts have replaced board rooms.

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