The Tsardom of Nuremgard is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Daoud Ibrahim with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.146 billion Norsk are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norsk economy, worth a remarkable 5,525 trillion roubles a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 322,280 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, artists are pillars of society, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime is totally unknown. Nuremgard's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nuremgard is ranked 33,200^th in the world and 11^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 99 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.