The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.781 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of second best capital city. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 8,974 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 431,879 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,013,583 per year while the poor average 4,288, a ratio of 935 to 1.

The nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 71,431^st in the world and 1,127^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 70.08 on the Human Development Index.