|Capital||Second Best City|
|Leader||Second Best Leader|
|Currency||second best currency|
|Animal||second best animal|
The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Second Best Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.881 billion second best people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 262,405 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,880,882 per year while the poor average 11,894, a ratio of 158 to 1.
Drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, the government thinks second best people can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and Second Best Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Walist.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Hyperborean State of Ostrinios.
- : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, Second Best Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada.
- : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
- : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the government thinks second best people can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together.
- : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
- : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
- : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
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