The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.772 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of second best capital city. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 6,378 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 431,786 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,012,714 per year while the poor average 4,287, a ratio of 935 to 1.

The people have taken "Hail Noah" as an invitation to lob rocks, belief that Noah is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, Noahs Second Country's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 1,504^th in the world and 4^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 100 on the Rand Index.