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Rudest Citizens: 140th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 156th Highest Crime Rates: 205th
The Second Resurrection of
Our second motto
Second Best Leader
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Noahs Second Country

Population4.881 billion

CapitalSecond Best City
LeaderSecond Best Leader

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Second Best Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.881 billion second best people live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 262,405 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,880,882 per year while the poor average 11,894, a ratio of 158 to 1.

Drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, the government thinks second best people can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and Second Best Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 142,315th in the world and 7,911th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Rudest Citizens: 140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 156thHighest Crime Rates: 205thMost Armed: 243rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 254thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 284thFattest Citizens: 382ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 444thLargest Gambling Industry: 453rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 542ndMost Avoided: 556thLargest Retail Industry: 573rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 622ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 674thHighest Disposable Incomes: 888thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,010thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,376thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,456thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,493rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,131stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,445thHighest Average Incomes: 2,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,643rdMost Influential: 3,692ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,422ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,216thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,352ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,377thMost Politically Free: 5,432ndMost Pro-Market: 6,509thMost Efficient Economies: 6,753rdNudest: 7,527thTop
Most Extreme: 9,404thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,906thHighest Economic Output: 10,480thMost Cultured: 12,585thMost Secular: 13,723rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,521stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,008thHighest Drug Use: 16,256th
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 64th in the regionMost Politically Free: 79th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 87th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 146th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 158th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 166th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 211th in the regionNudest: 238th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 240th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 247th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 259th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 305th in the regionMost Extreme: 382nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 448th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 508th in the regionMost Cultured: 635th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 678th in the regionMost Secular: 708th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 782nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 877th in the regionLargest Populations: 895th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 389 » Destructive Government Endorsing System, Alunya, Shibutani, Coprianus, Cors Evia, Aweland, The Backwardest Nation You Know, Federalania, Angwayster, Amerian States, Pallaith, Sea Ghost, Siwale, 2 and 2 is Fish, Ecronentia, Bananoonza, Empy, Edwaziefind, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Cobrakia, British Pacific Islands, Analomink, Enworbia, Arimbia, FLARADESTRA, Alice Gardens, Drusselstein, Blackphir, Fascist Democracy, Diodone, Chukstik Illahi, Azzarel, Antiyard, Breduria, Dicko, East Wushen, Atain, Beta Centauri B3, Territorio di Nessuno, Jasminlandia, COCOPUFFS, Black Templares, Fayyayid, Babacar, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Central Ryal, Trillius, Altivia, Great Bights Mum, and 339 others.Corfad, Uganda Knuckles UK, Aeviternus, Sunto, Chamocha, Kwaj, Ethnon, Sundred, Choistan, Acrabinnia, Egalico, Prydania, North Bratislava, Arzenoa, Koda-Land, Omnistria, Bayern-Straubing, Bananaaaaa, Free Culture, THX1138, Detrivania, Peldorn, Notyoutopia, Dillhole Land, 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