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Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320
Rudest Citizens: 29thHighest Crime Rates: 78thMost Armed: 103rd
The Second Best of
Anarchy
2
Noah
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Noahs Second Country

Population9.351 billion

Capitalflaming dumpster fire
LeaderNoah
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.351 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 3,316 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 354,646 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,294,155 per year while the poor average 3,542, a ratio of 929 to 1.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of second best animals and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 25,094th in the world and 774th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 765.95081534672 Days.

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Rudest Citizens: 29thHighest Crime Rates: 78thMost Armed: 103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 111thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 126thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 130thFattest Citizens: 143rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 162ndLargest Retail Industry: 169thMost Avoided: 220thLargest Gambling Industry: 245thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 259thHighest Disposable Incomes: 386thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 421stMost Rebellious Youth: 460thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 489thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 766thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,213thHighest Average Incomes: 1,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,300thLargest Mining Sector: 1,344thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,373rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,455thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,726thMost Politically Free: 1,818thMost Pro-Market: 1,841stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,082ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,300thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,779thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,945thHighest Economic Output: 4,235thNudest: 4,261stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,523rdMost Cultured: 5,630thSmartest Citizens: 7,484thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,443rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,574thMost Secular: 10,032ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,042ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,754thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,252ndMost Influential: 12,439thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,875thMost Extreme: 16,374thLargest Black Market: 17,372ndMost Inclusive: 18,101stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,460thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,012th
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 62nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 67th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 86th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 112th in the regionNudest: 127th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 127th in the regionMost Extreme: 160th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 176th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 187th in the regionMost Cultured: 290th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 394th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 429th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 436th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 494th in the regionMost Secular: 504th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 526th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 534th in the regionLargest Black Market: 686th in the regionLargest Populations: 690th in the regionMost Stationary: 774th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 855th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 917th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 924th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of second best animals and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Noah.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Noahs Second Country changed its national motto to "2".
  • : Noahs Second Country's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the second best animal stadiums are open 24/7.

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