by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40thRudest Citizens: 49th
The Second Best of
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Noahs Second Country

Population7.152 billion

CapitalSoops MV Crash Site
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.152 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soops MV Crash Site. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,247 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 314,244 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,915,813 per year while the poor average 3,178, a ratio of 917 to 1.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 213,390th in the world and 11,992nd in The North Pacific for Most Devout, with 3.34 Prayers Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40thRudest Citizens: 49thHighest Crime Rates: 123rdMost Influential: 127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 153rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 157thMost Armed: 161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 170thFattest Citizens: 219thLargest Retail Industry: 232ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 252ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 301stMost Avoided: 326thLargest Gambling Industry: 348thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 376thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 560thHighest Disposable Incomes: 569thMost Rebellious Youth: 787thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 831stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,208thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,374thLargest Mining Sector: 1,653rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,692ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,827thHighest Drug Use: 1,873rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,218thTop
Most Politically Free: 2,377thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,470thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,572ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,621stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,800thMost Efficient Economies: 5,250thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,645thHighest Economic Output: 6,224thMost Cultured: 9,553rdMost Pro-Market: 10,430thTop
Most Secular: 11,649thMost Extreme: 11,710thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,961stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,509thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,574thLargest Black Market: 15,353rdSmartest Citizens: 16,733rdNudest: 21,277th
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 45th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 111th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 113th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 175th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 206th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 219th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 269th in the regionMost Extreme: 291st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 297th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 309th in the regionMost Cultured: 455th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionLargest Black Market: 544th in the regionNudest: 587th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 639th in the regionLargest Populations: 703rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 859th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 864th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,135th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,244th in the region

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