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Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320
Rudest Citizens: 40thHighest Crime Rates: 69thMost Armed: 93rd
The Second Best of
Anarchy
2
Noah
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Noahs Second Country

Population11.687 billion

Capitalflaming dumpster fire
LeaderNoah
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.687 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 4,048 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 346,446 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,217,700 per year while the poor average 3,464, a ratio of 928 to 1.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the government's only official statement on the burning down of flaming dumpster fire was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes, and Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Second Best Animal Lasagne is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 9,844th in the world and 480th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,992.56 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 40thHighest Crime Rates: 69thMost Armed: 93rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 111thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 127thFattest Citizens: 143rdMost Avoided: 144thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 182ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 183rdLargest Retail Industry: 200thLargest Gambling Industry: 242ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 392ndMost Rebellious Youth: 415thHighest Disposable Incomes: 456thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 668thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 766thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,298thMost Pro-Market: 1,363rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,413thLargest Mining Sector: 1,434thHighest Average Incomes: 1,530thHighest Drug Use: 1,583rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,699thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,089thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,231stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,282ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,156thHighest Economic Output: 3,654thNudest: 4,311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,730thMost Cultured: 6,130thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,010thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,844thMost Secular: 10,508thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,855thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,187thSmartest Citizens: 11,510thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,827thTop
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Most Influential: 13,260thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,452ndLargest Black Market: 18,584thMost Inclusive: 19,081stMost Stationary: 19,718thMost Efficient Economies: 20,222ndMost Politically Free: 22,154thMost Extreme: 22,282ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,052nd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 69th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 112th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionNudest: 125th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 154th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 175th in the regionMost Extreme: 205th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 308th in the regionMost Cultured: 309th in the regionLargest Black Market: 357th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 385th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 396th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 480th in the regionMost Secular: 485th in the regionLargest Populations: 502nd in the regionMost Stationary: 524th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 613th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 713th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 785th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 875th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,045th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noahs Second Country lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Second Best Animal Lasagne is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the government's only official statement on the burning down of flaming dumpster fire was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more".
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, Flaming dumpster fire's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Noahs Second Country flights to avoid the pay lavatories.

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