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Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndNudest: 8thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd
The Second Best of
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Noahs Second Country

Population8.188 billion

Capitalflaming dumpster fire
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.188 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of flaming dumpster fire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,795 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 341,436 second best currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,035,839 per year while the poor average 26,159, a ratio of 77.8 to 1.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Noahs Second Country, and children usually cry on their first day of school. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 11,757th in the world and 418th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,946.47 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndNudest: 8thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rdRudest Citizens: 33rdHighest Crime Rates: 93rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 120thMost Armed: 121stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 125thMost Influential: 150thFattest Citizens: 154thLargest Retail Industry: 190thMost Avoided: 248thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 278thLargest Gambling Industry: 291stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 375thHighest Disposable Incomes: 418thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 484thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 515thMost Rebellious Youth: 567thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 773rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,298thHighest Average Incomes: 1,315thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,396thLargest Mining Sector: 1,514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,615thMost Politically Free: 1,700thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,854thMost Efficient Economies: 1,882ndHighest Drug Use: 1,904thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,144thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,242ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,957thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,350thHighest Economic Output: 4,963rdMost Cultured: 6,276thSmartest Citizens: 8,488thMost Secular: 10,565thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,703rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,269thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,757thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,012thMost Pro-Market: 14,177thMost Extreme: 15,608thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,030thLargest Black Market: 16,757thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,941stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,810thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,616th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 100th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 140th in the regionMost Extreme: 154th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 166th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 180th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 242nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 244th in the regionMost Cultured: 326th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 418th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 489th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 490th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 557th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 574th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 612th in the regionLargest Black Market: 622nd in the regionLargest Populations: 756th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 830th in the regionMost Stationary: 916th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 997th in the region

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