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Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320
Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thMost Extreme: 6thRudest Citizens: 30th
The Second Best of
Anarchy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Noahs Second Country

Population15.442 billion

Capitalsecond best capital city
LeaderNoah
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.442 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of second best capital city. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 6,669 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 431,879 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,013,583 per year while the poor average 4,288, a ratio of 935 to 1.

The nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 2,578th in the world and 111th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 233 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thMost Extreme: 6thRudest Citizens: 30thHighest Crime Rates: 83rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87thMost Armed: 96thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97thHighest Drug Use: 98thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 105thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 120thFattest Citizens: 126thMost Avoided: 129thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 137thHighest Disposable Incomes: 201stLargest Gambling Industry: 256thMost Rebellious Youth: 295thLargest Retail Industry: 303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 442ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 453rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 498thHighest Average Incomes: 813thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 950thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,103rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,139thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,159thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,213thMost Efficient Economies: 1,392ndMost Politically Free: 1,480thMost Pro-Market: 1,510thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,538thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,541stLargest Mining Sector: 1,636thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,747thHighest Economic Output: 1,956thMost Secular: 2,195thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,463rdMost Cultured: 2,578thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,771stSmartest Citizens: 2,932ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,959thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,008thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,112thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,980thMost Inclusive: 6,976thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,994thMost Influential: 13,498thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,065thMost Stationary: 14,914thTop
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Nudest: 15,396thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,444thLargest Governments: 19,424thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,626thLargest Populations: 25,430thLargest Black Market: 26,777th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Secular: 100th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Cultured: 111th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 112th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 132nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 144th in the regionNudest: 289th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 305th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 368th in the regionMost Stationary: 382nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 389th in the regionLargest Populations: 420th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 491st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 544th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 575th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.

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