The Dảxlamic Evergreen Republic of New Bradfordsburg is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Lỳdera Rozália John with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 23.496 billion Evergreen Republicans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samanthalản. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Bradfordsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 7,433 trillion Dảxlamic marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 316,363 Dảxlamic marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Bradfordsburg's national animal is the Evergreen orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

New Bradfordsburg is ranked 215,753^rd in the world and 62^nd in Declansburg for Largest Black Market, with 370 billion Standard Monetary Units.