The Commonwealth of Evacado is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 602 million Evacadonian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evacadopolis. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Evacen economy, worth 52.5 trillion Avocado Seeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,237 Avocado Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The newest shade developed by Evacado's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evacado's national animal is the Avocado Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evacado is ranked 66,662^nd in the world and 47^th in Declansburg for Most Developed, scoring 71.89 on the Human Development Index.