The Principality of Naxomia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Jonathan Nathaniel Taal with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.421 billion Naksomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kýjvośke-Kyivos. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Naksomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,476 trillion Naxomian Guldens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 294,099 Naxomian Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naxomia's national animal is the Naxomian Bluehead Songbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Naxomia is ranked 976^th in the world and 2^nd in Declansburg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 171.98 law-abiding acts per hour.