The Moschen Workers' Junta of Shreminov is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Alexander Maslow with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.25 billion Shreminovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maslow-Rovskoy. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Shreminovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,221 trillion Shreminovian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 195,424 Shreminovian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, Shreminovian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Supreme Commander Alexander Maslow, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shreminov's national animal is the ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Temple of Moshchenitsa.

Shreminov is ranked 95,061^st in the world and 30^th in Novus Lucidum for Most Devout, with 71.12 Prayers Per Hour.