The Sublime République Socialist of Znatsnaz is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Préaident Orde Charles Beauchamp with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.513 billion Znatsliens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adenas. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sublimé economy, worth a remarkable 5,342 trillion Sublimé Roubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,228 Sublimé Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, and what goes down must come up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Znatsnaz's national animal is the Ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sublimarisme.

Znatsnaz is ranked 47,836^th in the world and 19^th in Novo Brasil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.82 law-abiding acts per hour.