The Republic of Xencovia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President James Spencer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.825 billion Xencovians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeria. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xencovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion Xencovian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,374 Xencovian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Xencovian citizenship in droves, tourists call Xencovian beach towns "the fine coastline", giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xencovia's national animal is the Aeracross Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Xencovia is ranked 50,700^th in the world and 16^th in Alvaria for Most Income Equality, scoring 47.43 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.