The Kingdom of Womble 2012 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.292 billion Womble 2012ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Womble 2012ian economy, worth 392 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,211 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,058 per year while the poor average 2,646, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2012's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 2012 is ranked 211,146^th in the world and 2,937^th in Chicken overlords for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.