The Democratic States of Wikkan is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Bear population. The hard-working population of 6.947 billion Wikkanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The Wikkanian economy, worth 338 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,748 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Wikkan, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wikkan's national animal is the Bear.

Wikkan is ranked 154,103^rd in the world and 40^th in Boston for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.