The Republic of Western Gall Monive is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 8.968 billion Western Gall Moniveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Western Gall Monivean economy, worth 222 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,763 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Gall Monive's national animal is the emu.

Western Gall Monive is ranked 193,788^th in the world and 8,073^rd in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.63 kickbacks per hour.