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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,626thLargest Black Market: 4,653rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,775th
The You included of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Region
Civil Rights
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We

Population19.303 billion

CapitalWe City
LeaderWe
FaithWe

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The You included of We is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by We with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.303 billion Weans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of We City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wean economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,006 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, We's Twitcher account is typically used to share Elephant memes rather than government policy, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is We.

We is ranked 104,509th in the world and 17th in Nasicournia for Smartest Citizens, with 32.63 quips per hour.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,626thLargest Black Market: 4,653rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,775thHighest Economic Output: 6,398thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,789thLargest Mining Sector: 9,156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,180thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,813thLargest Populations: 12,537thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,384thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,361stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,749thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,473rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 17,271stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,464thMost Developed: 19,166thLargest Governments: 19,432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,382ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,561stMost Patriotic: 22,918thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,258thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,705thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,815th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : We was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : We was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : We was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in We, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in We, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in We, We's Twitcher account is typically used to share Elephant memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in We, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in We, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Following new legislation in We, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
  • : Following new legislation in We, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.

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