The You included of We is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by We with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.303 billion Weans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of We City. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wean economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,006 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, We's Twitcher account is typically used to share Elephant memes rather than government policy, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is We.

We is ranked 104,509^th in the world and 17^th in Nasicournia for Smartest Citizens, with 32.63 quips per hour.