The Crimson Knight of Warzone Commandant is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Watchmaker with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 21.838 billion Warzone Commandantians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warzone Capital. The average income tax rate is 29.9%.

The strong Warzone Commandantian economy, worth 986 trillion Paradoxes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,195 Paradoxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, all you have to do is pray to get into Warzone Commandant, The Crimson Order has been named as Warzone Commandant's national religion, and The Watchmaker has just been declared ruler of Warzone Commandant in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Warzone Commandant's national animal is the Albatross, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The Crimson Order.

Warzone Commandant is ranked 146,797^th in the world and 5^th in The Watchtower for Highest Food Quality, scoring 17.39 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.