The Ice Hockey Champions of Vilitan League is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.544 billion Players are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.4%.

The Vilitan Leaguean economy, worth 522 trillion Tures a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,553 Tures, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural, nudity is frowned upon, and camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilitan League's national animal is the Ice Lemur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vilitan League is ranked 159,671^st in the world and 5^th in Tropicorp for Most Primitive, scoring -59.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.