Population | 19.157 billion |
Capital | Karlmarxhof |
Leader | Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum |
Currency | work-hour equivalent |
Animal | Cow |
The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.157 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxhof. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 4,918 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,734 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum on Attempted Socialism's coulrophobia epidemic, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Attempted Socialism is ranked 1,047th in the world and 47th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 351.94 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
- : Attempted Socialism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum on Attempted Socialism's coulrophobia epidemic.
- : Attempted Socialism voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Attempted Socialism voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, citizens select which government department gets their income tax work-hour equivalents each year.
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
World Assembly
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