The Kingdom of Valongo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by William II with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 816 million valongoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monte D'Ouro. The average income tax rate is 46.9%.

The frighteningly efficient valongoan economy, worth 100.0 trillion coroas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 122,518 coroas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Monte D'Ouro to enjoy their national art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valongo's national animal is the maned wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valongo is ranked 273,294^th in the world and 977^th in Carcassonne for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.