The Office of UDS Dispatch Office is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 9.7 billion UDS Dispatch Officeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal City. The average income tax rate is 31.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped UDS Dispatch Officean economy, worth 221 trillion Informations a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,818 Informations, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and UDS Dispatch Office has designated Federal City as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent. UDS Dispatch Office's national animal is the Bureaucrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UDS Dispatch Office is ranked 66,330^th in the world and 137^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Inclusive, scoring 107.17 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.