The Kingdom of Two-Sicillies is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Francesco III with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.03 billion Sicilliesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naples. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sicilliesian economy, worth 260 trillion Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 128,539 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget, and citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Two-Sicillies's national animal is the Persano Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Two-Sicillies is ranked 248,905^th in the world and 8,751^st in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.7 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.