The Nomadic Peoples of TswanaKalanga is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.401 billion TswanaKalangans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.4%.

The TswanaKalangan economy, worth 434 trillion Hereroes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,221 Hereroes, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is reining in public spending, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and Leader has just been declared ruler of TswanaKalanga in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. TswanaKalanga's national animal is the termite.

TswanaKalanga is ranked 91,352^nd in the world and 78^th in The World Rearranged for Most Primitive, scoring 10 on the Scary Big Number Scale.