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Largest Welfare Programs: 80thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81stMost Rebellious Youth: 93rd
The Workers' Democracy of
Left-wing Utopia
Workers of all countries, unite!
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Trotskya

Population29.355 billion

CapitalTrotskygrad
Leaderthe people

CurrencyRuble
AnimalBear

The Workers' Democracy of Trotskya is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the people with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.355 billion Trotskyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotskygrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Trotskyan economy, worth a remarkable 8,924 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 304,022 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime is totally unknown. Trotskya's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trotskya is ranked 3,030th in the world and 44th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 304,022.64 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 80thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81stMost Rebellious Youth: 93rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 138thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 164thLeast Corrupt Governments: 180thMost Inclusive: 194thMost Compassionate Citizens: 208thNicest Citizens: 212thMost Accessible: 224thMost Advanced Public Education: 226thHighest Average Tax Rates: 228thHighest Food Quality: 259thMost Cultured: 313thLargest Governments: 354thMost Secular: 374thMost Developed: 376thSmartest Citizens: 395thLongest Average Lifespans: 399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 402ndHealthiest Citizens: 442ndSafest: 537thMost Cheerful Citizens: 581stMost Pacifist: 604thMost Beautiful Environments: 632ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 755thMost Scientifically Advanced: 812thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,150thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,233rdHighest Economic Output: 1,472ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,544thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,861stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,883rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,030thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,081stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,238thMost Patriotic: 6,628thBest Weather: 6,885thRudest Citizens: 6,941stLargest Populations: 7,340thMost Stationary: 8,713thMost Influential: 12,456thNudest: 14,509thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,603rdMost Income Equality: 25,493rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,137thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,285thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 30,841st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Accessible: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Patriotic: 48th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 72nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 78th in the regionLargest Populations: 79th in the regionNudest: 82nd in the regionMost Stationary: 104th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 120th in the regionMost Influential: 171st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 188th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Trotskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Trotskya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Trotskya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Trotskya's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Trotskya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Trotskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Accessible.
  • : Trotskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Trotskya was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Paste Factory Orphans of Deadcatistan, infecting 69 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Trotskya was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Zombie horde 2, infecting 37 million survivors.
  • : Trotskya was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Zombie horde 2, infecting 28 million survivors.

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