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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 79thLargest Welfare Programs: 81stMost Rebellious Youth: 94th
The Workers' Democracy of
Left-wing Utopia
Workers of all countries, unite!
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Trotskya

Population29.066 billion

CapitalTrotskygrad
Leaderthe people

CurrencyRuble
AnimalBear

The Workers' Democracy of Trotskya is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the people with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.066 billion Trotskyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotskygrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Trotskyan economy, worth a remarkable 8,836 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 304,022 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime is totally unknown. Trotskya's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trotskya is ranked 349th in the world and 10th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring 83.44 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 79thLargest Welfare Programs: 81stMost Rebellious Youth: 94thMost Advanced Public Transport: 141stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 157thLeast Corrupt Governments: 176thMost Inclusive: 186thMost Compassionate Citizens: 196thMost Advanced Public Education: 200thNicest Citizens: 205thMost Accessible: 216thHighest Average Tax Rates: 226thHighest Food Quality: 250thMost Cultured: 295thLargest Governments: 349thMost Developed: 373rdSmartest Citizens: 374thMost Secular: 380thLongest Average Lifespans: 395thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 409thHealthiest Citizens: 438thSafest: 527thMost Cheerful Citizens: 565thMost Pacifist: 592ndMost Beautiful Environments: 621stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 798thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,219thHighest Economic Output: 1,461stMost Efficient Economies: 1,476thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,821stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,855thHighest Average Incomes: 2,917thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,006thLowest Crime Rates: 3,052ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 6,272ndRudest Citizens: 6,654thBest Weather: 6,892ndLargest Populations: 7,401stMost Stationary: 8,847thMost Influential: 12,173rdNudest: 14,251stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,288thMost Income Equality: 23,784thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,021stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29,958th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Accessible: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Patriotic: 48th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 64th in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionNudest: 84th in the regionMost Stationary: 105th in the regionBest Weather: 120th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 184th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 211th in the regionMost Income Equality: 234th in the regionMost Politically Free: 255th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Trotskya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Trotskya's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Trotskya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Trotskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Accessible.
  • : Trotskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Trotskya was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Paste Factory Orphans of Deadcatistan, infecting 69 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Trotskya was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Zombie horde 2, infecting 37 million survivors.
  • : Trotskya was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from Zombie horde 2, infecting 28 million survivors.
  • : Trotskya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Survivors.
  • : Trotskya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

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