The Disputed Territories of Trollgaard is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mustakrakish with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.453 billion Trollgaardians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 76.2%.

The Trollgaardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,741 trillion man suits a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,831 man suits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Trollgaardian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas, Mustakrakish is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trollgaard's national animal is the grendel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trollism.

Trollgaard is ranked 1,343^rd in the world and 64^th in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,251.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.