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Most Primitive: 357th Most Ignorant Citizens: 717th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,232nd
The Disputed Territories of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Trollgaard

Population27.303 billion

LeaderMustakrakish
FaithTrollism

Currencyman suit
Animalgrendel

The Disputed Territories of Trollgaard is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mustakrakish with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.303 billion Trollgaardians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The enormous but inefficient Trollgaardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,988 trillion man suits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,816 man suits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Trollgaard's national animal is the grendel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trollism.

Trollgaard is ranked 16,250th in the world and 3rd in Heavy Metal Heaven for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Primitive: 357thMost Ignorant Citizens: 717thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,232ndLargest Black Market: 1,376thBest Weather: 1,549thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,096thLargest Populations: 2,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,610thMost Devout: 3,125thMost Stationary: 4,301stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,241stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,175thHighest Economic Output: 6,186thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,487thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,047thTop
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Most Influential: 8,818thMost Cultured: 10,352ndLargest Gambling Industry: 10,491stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,125thHealthiest Citizens: 16,190thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,250thLargest Governments: 16,251stMost Authoritarian: 16,477th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trollgaard, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year.
  • : Trollgaard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollgaard, the government violently suppresses separatist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollgaard, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollgaard, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollgaard, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollgaard, most man suit coins are riddled with bite marks.
  • : Trollgaard was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Trollgaard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Trollgaard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Healthiest Citizens.

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