by Max Barry

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Most Beautiful Environments: 5,763rdBest Weather: 6,282ndMost Cultured: 6,947th
The King Moinuddin of
Democratic Socialists
Dvižljem šabljem protje všjem ljažjem
Founder / King of Montenia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population18.321 billion

LeaderCount Milo Trigori

CurrencyGoat hide
AnimalDrjažko the sentient potato

The King Moinuddin of Trigori is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Count Milo Trigori with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.321 billion Trigorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arben. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trigorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,407 trillion Goat hides a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,383 Goat hides, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Trigori. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trigori's national animal is the Drjažko the sentient potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alshism.

Trigori is ranked 146,280th in the world and 19th in Montenia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 354.39 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Beautiful Environments: 5,763rdBest Weather: 6,282ndMost Cultured: 6,947thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,106thLowest Crime Rates: 7,592ndHighest Economic Output: 7,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,769thMost Developed: 7,787thHealthiest Citizens: 8,261stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,447thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,458thMost Patriotic: 9,084thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,607thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,881stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,087thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,088thMost Armed: 10,221stSmartest Citizens: 10,394thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,629thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,944thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,065thLargest Populations: 14,405thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,621stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,208thMost Secular: 15,541stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,847thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,316thMost Efficient Economies: 18,663rdLargest Governments: 19,429thHighest Average Incomes: 21,527thMost Income Equality: 26,560th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the region

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